Vance said:
Ah, but see, there is where the fly is in the ointment. You associate a literal reading with "objective truth". Why? Can not God provide a statement of objective truth through a figurative account? Is a parable of Jesus not providing an "objective truth"?
God works through real people. I think He could get the job done a lot better if He did not use people. But it brings Him more honor and Glory that He is able to work in us and through us to accomplish His purpose.
The people given to us in the Bible are given to us as a example to follow & pattern our lives after. The Bible shows us who is and who is not approved by God. Now you want to try to suggest that we should pattern ourselves after a "figurative account"? That is not consistant with the fact that God gives us a example to follow. One thing Jesus did was to set a example for us. Everything that Jesus did, we can and are to do also, though the power of the Holy Spirit working in us.
We have fellowship with these people. To have fellowship with a "figurative account" would be sort of like having an imaginary friend. That sort of thing does not work very well in the real world.
1 John 1:1-3
That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon, and our hands have handled, of the Word of life; [2] (For the life was manifested, and we have seen it, and bear witness, and shew unto you that eternal life, which was with the Father, and was manifested unto us

[3] That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you,
that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.