The things they say

[hisbloodformysins]

The other day my husband had all the kids in the van and was rushing to ball practice and got pulled over the the police. I'm guessing the guy had pitty on my husband when he looked in the van and saw a 6 year old, 3 year old and one year old. He let him off with a warning and said something to the effect "you enjoy the day with your kids" and left. That was nice.

It's funny though to hear the kids retell the story... my 6 year old son calls the police "the kuh plice"... and he talks about how nice the kaplice are.

Yesterday when I was driving my 3 year old daughter said "mommy, you better slow down or you'll get a peeding ticket..... yesterday daddy got a peeding ticket cause he was peeding".... and ever since then she's been telling her daddy to slow down so he doesn't get pulled over by the police.

Of course I laugh about it, and yesterday my hub asked if I put her up to saying those things but I told him I had nothing to do with it.... She was playing horsey and pretending to ride daddy's back like a horsey then she said "whoooo, slow down horsey, we'll get a peeding ticket"...

it was funny, both my husband and I laughed.

HB

 

[peace in the vally]

That Is Cute And Funny At The Same Time. My Three Year Old Was Riding In The Back Seat When My Husband Asked Her What Kind Of Pizza To Buy. She Said "dad I Not Crazy, My Dentist Told Me....but....i Get Choked." My Dh Said You Get Choked Huh? She Said "yep The Frog Chokes Me" I Rolled On The Floor Laughing. It Was So Random And So Funny I Laughed Until My Gut Hurt.
One Day My Grandpa Was Teasing Her About Staying The Night And Sleeping In Her Bed. She Turned With The Most Seriouse Face, Put Her Little Hand On His Cheek And Said Ok, You Can Sleep In My Bed, But Dont Pee Ok Grandpa Ok! She Was So Gentle And Seriouse That It Made It Halariouse.

 

[EbonNelumbo]

My son has been growling. He can say Mamamamama, and RAWR. It's adorable. He's only seven months, and thus far he has a couple words, Hi, Dada, mama, gamma and growl.

 

[angelsgirl]

I can't wait til Maddie is old enough to start talking and craking me up with what she says!!!

 

[dpk]

My 5 year old is very observant and keeps us in stitches sometimes. Here are two of the funniest things recently, both of which have to do with the male gender of some sort...

We have cows and she's made an observation about our bull, Sammy, while we were out in the pasture one day: "Uh, Momma... Sammy's udders are... different." I say "Yep," and leave it at that (I'm just not ready to go there!).

A couple of weeks ago after church: "You'll never guess who I saw in the restroom today" (I'm thinking it was a friend) "I saw this little boy in there and he was peeing out his belly button!" "Oh really?" I say, as my mind is racing to come up with an answer to that one, but she answers it for me: "That's just the way God made him so he wouldn't have to sit on the potty." It was all very practical and reasonable to her!

 

[Jilly123]

That's so funny. They just say the sweetest things. Everything is so simple for them.

Yesterday morning I was eating a ruby grapefruit (don't know if that's what you call it there - the red one). My 2 year old daughter sees me eating it and says with very wide eyes "Mommy, your orange is bleeding".

 

[peace in the vally]

One Day I Was Just Feeling Angry And Sad And Tired And I Reached In To Giver Her A Hug Before Closing The Car Door And She Said "mom You Make My Heart Happy". If I Cried, I Would Have Cried That Very Moment. It Was So Sweet And Pure And It Made Me Smile.

 

[hisbloodformysins]

I can't wait til Maddie is old enough to start talking and craking me up with what she says!!!

I have a 3 year old that won't stop talking.. it drives me nuts!

 

[jennyren]

I dont normally take requests at meal times but yesterday my 3 year old demanded vegetable soup for lunch and i agreed to make it for him. After a moment of disbelief, he added "don't put any vegetables in mine, only in keiras"