The Tales and Times of Bob

[Miss Mayberry]

"You are, in fact...uh...someone besides Bob," said Artimes, slightly agitated at the spelling of his name.
"I am so Bob!" replied Bob.
"Uh-huh? Prove it!" said Artuhmis.
"Well...uh..." said Bob.
"Exactly what I suspected," said Arthumes. "He really ISN'T Bob!"

 

[OceanAngel]

'But I so am' Squeaked a desperate 'Bob'
'No you're not' Said Sur, who didn't notice the mispelling of his name
'Whats up with the names spelling?' asked Fred 'And i'm Artimis' Said Fred who more annoyed at the mispelling of his name.
'I'm Bob' said 'Bob'
'You can't be.' Said Sir who noticed the correct spelling of his name
'For I am Bob' He said and pull his face off to reveal Bob's face.
'Ha' Said the other Bob
'Niether of you are Bob' Said Atrumis as he pull his face off Mission:Impossible style to reveal Rollin............Bob
'How many people will get that M:I joke?' Inquired the first Bob
'Neither mind that' Said a familar voice from behind the window blinds, Everyone looked at the window blinds as out steped.........

 

[Miss Mayberry]

"Cut! Cut!" yelled the director. "You are not supposed to come out of the blinds until 'Bob' is revealed!"
"Sorry...sorry...I-I...U-uhhh..."
"Forget it," said the director. "Do it over - and 'Bob', " said the director, making quotation marks with his fingers, "more enthusiasm."
"Okay."
"Annnd...ACTION!"
"How many people will get that M:I joke?" inquired the first Bob.
"Uhh...I have no idea what you're talking about. But never you mind. Reveal the imposter!" said Arthrutumis.
"Right! On with it!" said Ahreiella, distraught at the misspellings.
Everyone gasped as the imposter revealed his identity...

 

[OceanAngel]

The Imposter was..............Ghtidystd.
'Eh?' inquired the First Bob, Still dressed in his cat suit and there by proving he wasn't a imposter at all.
'It's me, My name became a mispelling.' Said Foaldf
'It happened again.' Said Bob 'Hang on I'll change my clothes'
'Good' said Atrumois
'There go the mispellings again' Said Ariellla
At that Bob being the master of quick change walked into the room dressed like Sherlock Holmes
'Bob, you're dressed like Sherlock Holmes' Said Sir there by confirming what the Author had just typed
'Yes. Your point being?' replied Bob
'Nevermind...Look just who's the imposter here?'
Ariela was about to speak when Bob started to glow blue
'Ohhh Boy' muttered Bob wondering if anyone would get the referance.............

 

[Miss Mayberry]

"Since when do Sherlock Holmes impersonators glow blue!?" yelled the director.
"Well, obviously since someone decided to screw a blue lightbulb into their navel," said Airella, obviously disgusted as she lifted "Mr. Holmes'" shirt, revealing a fluorescent blue bulb.
"I thought it gave me a...hm...mysterious air," said "Sherlock".
"Well, remove it immediately. It makes you look daft," barked the director.

 

[OceanAngel]

Bob sadly unscrewed the bulb and put it in his pocket
'So whats the mission' He asked
'Well thats just it.' Said Sir
'Just what' Inquired Artimis
'The mission hasn't arrived yet, old boy' Replied a Sir in a shameful voice
'Hasn't arrived? What do you mean?' Questioned Bob
'Well, I was susposed to be informed about it but so far not a word, Chaps' Said Sir
'Oh we could.' Began Bob but was interupted by the telephone which at that point started to ring.............

 

[Miss Mayberry]

"Where on earth did that phone come from?" said Artumiss.
Sir nudged him and muttered, "Shut up, and go along with it."
Bob answered the phone.
"Hello? Is this Tommy Toe's Pizza Palace?"
"Uh...no...sorry, wrong number."
"Oh. Well then can I get one large pepperoni..."
"No. Sorry, I said you have the wrong number."
"I know! So, pepperoni and anchov-..."
Bob slammed down the phone.
"Who was that?" inquired Arheilla.
"That..." said bob, stuttering. "T-that, was...uh..."

 

[countrybumpkin4ever]

sir interupted bob and asked " i say old boy did i the person on the phone want Tommy Toe's Pizza?"
"uh.....yeah..... why?" asked bob
"you fool!!! that was our mission!!" yelled sir
"please tell me you remembered what toppings he asked for on the pizza" pleaded airella
"um yeah it was peperoni..." say bob
and artimus said " good we must go to now go to.......

 

[OceanAngel]

'The Kitchen' Shouted Artimus rather excitedly
they all went into The Kitchen, Bob was rather shocked to find TV Cameras and a Studio Audiance in his kitchen which since the last time he'd been there and also morphed into a TV studio. He was about to query this strange turn of events, when he was inturrped by a Artimus who was now wearing a fancy apron and jumping around very excitedly and holding a microphone which he began to speak into:
'Today on Can't Be Bother To Cook, Will Not Cook. We Have Ariellla, Sir and Bob and they need to cook a pizza, Isnt that great?' He trust the mic into Ariella's face who gave away to a fit of giggles and Artimus continued speaking
'Shes just a little embrassed about being on TV, Folks. Nevermind we have Bob to talk to.'
It was at that point Bob realised he was trapped on a second rate tv cooking show.

 

[Miss Mayberry]

And to make it worse, the "Iron Chefs" were there as well.
"Too bad those Iron dudes don't speak English," thought Bob as they began chopping peppers, onions, and a giant tube of pepperoni.
Suddenly, two of the "Iron dudes" whipped out skewers and began sword-type fighting. It was very entertaining, as the group looked on.
Bob continued chopping while he watched, until Artemis tapped Bob's shoulder and pointed down to the peppers Bob had been chopping. They were now miniscule dots scattered around the cutting board.

 

[OceanAngel]

Bob looked closely at the dots. he sighed deeply and looked at Sir
'Why do I have look at those dots?' he asked in when is this gonna end voice.
'Don't you see it?' inquired Sir
'These's nothing there.' snaped Bob
'I can see it!' Said Artimus
'So can I.' Argeed Arilla
'What is it somekinda magic eye thingy..those things never worked for me' muttered a annoyed Bob, who was growing increasing fed up with the lack of progress and confusion that was slowly enguffing everything.
'Look closer' Commaned Sir
'Okay, but this don't work, I'm off to Moe's.' Replied Bob quoting a line from the Simpsons for no reason what so ever. He looked closely at the dots and then he finally saw it and it made his blood run cold for it was......

 

[OceanAngel]

For he saw Harold's face staring back at him.
'Its Harold' Said a triumphant Bob, Atrimus gave him a look
'No its a sailing ship!' he intoned
'No, its Dalek' Said Areila
'You're all right, Chaps' Said a jocular Sir
'What do you mean, we can't be all right, surely it can only show one picture can't it?' Inquired Bob
'The images change to show you chaps your mission.' Informed Sir.
'I dont get this' Said Artimis who was now eating a cheese and apple pie one of chefs had baked.
'Can I get a slice of that.' asked Ariela
'Me too, please' Asked Bob
'Back to mission, old boy. You need to rescue Harold from a Dalek on a Ship.' Commaned Sir who was looking hungryly at that pie.
'What about the threat to the town.' Reminded Bob
'Everyones forgot about that.' Sir repiled
'Kinda like this thread' muttered a dejected Bob
'True, True, anyway on with this mission' Sir said softly
'Okay lets go.' Replied Bob

 

[OceanAngel]

Bob realised no one cared about him and fell to the ground in a fit of tears

 

[OceanAngel]

I liked this thread.

 

[OceanAngel]

Bob got back up and felt refreshed.

'C'mon guys, lets rescue whoever it was from that ship.'

'What' inquired a sleepy Artimoose unsure of whether his name had been spelt right as it had been soooo long.

'How are we gonna travel?' asked an revitlised Bob.

'HA, YOU'RE GONNA USE THE BOBMOBILE.' Shouted Sir.

'Why you shouting, dude, take a chill pill and eat some cheese.' Said a Hippified Artmy

'Wha? When did you become a hippy.' Asked a puzzled Bob.

'Since I saw the Magic Roundabout, It was Groovey.' Said Armty while putting on rainbow coloured coat.

'Ha, an controversal and hippy at once, dangerous.' muttered a excited Sir

'Well, hurry up.' Bob said while tapping his foot.

 

[OceanAngel]

-As no one other than me likes this thread, I'm gonna take to Creative Writting and give it go as story by myself-

-I'm currently suffering from writer's block due I think to personal problems getting to me thats regardless-

-It will continue soon-

 

[OceanAngel]

http://www.christianforums.com/t2050027-the-tale-and-times-of-bobphase-1-re-starts-and-ends.html#post18135452

It continues.

 

[Gregged]

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[JPPT1974]

This thing was two years idled
Glad that it is back again!

 

[OceanAngel]

Wowzers, someones been digging up old threads