With final exams looming nearer, this has been in my mailbox serveral times. I still get a kick out of it. Hope ya'll enjoy it as much as I have.
~Jamie
The Student Prayer
The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk:
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He gives me new strength
He leadeth me besides the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grades sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a breakdown;
For thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me all the days of my examinations,
And I shall not have to dwell in this school forever.
Amen.
~Jamie
The Student Prayer
The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk:
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He gives me new strength
He leadeth me besides the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grades sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a breakdown;
For thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me all the days of my examinations,
And I shall not have to dwell in this school forever.
Amen.