One day, a farmer brings home a young rooster to replace the old wise rooster. The new stud rooster, being kind of cocky, says, "Ok, old man, you're days of ruling the roost are over." The wise rooster says, "Ok, stud rooster, I challenge you to a race around the barn yard...winner takes all." The stud rooster says, "ok, you're on!" The wise rooster says, "I only ask one thing--since I'm an old tired rooster, just give me a head start." So the old rooster takes off running with the stud rooster behind him. Soon the stud rooster is gaining on him and just as he is about to pass him the farmer looks on from his porch, sees the scene and grabs his shotgun and blows the stud rooster to bits, saying, "Dad burn-it, if that ain't the third gay rooster, I done bought this week!"
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