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Deleteriousnonsense
Guest
The convent was under renovation and the Mother Superior instructed two novices to paint their room but warned them not to get any paint on their habits. Before they began the girls pulled off their habits and put them in the closet, deciding to paint the room in the nude rather than suffer the Reverend Mother's wrath. About half-way through the job there was a knock on the door and a deep voice said, "blindman." The novices, figuring that a blind man would never know they were naked, shruged and opened the door. A bit shocked, the man said, "Afternoon ladies, now where shall I hang these blinds?"
