The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[day2day]

Granted but its closed. I wish I had

wings.

 

[Faith In God]

Granted. Here's three dollars. Go get some from KFC.

I wish OPEC were nicer (Oil Producing Eastern Countries)

 

[MaddiesDad]

granted but they all ran out of oil. i wish i had stock in McDonalds right now

 

[DailyBlessings]

Granted, but they go bankrupt soon after.

I wish moving wasn't so much trouble.

 

[day2day]

Granted but now you have to everyday I wish I had wings

 

[Faith In God]

Granted but now you have to everyday I wish I had wings

Granted. They're in your belly.

I wish paperwork were automatic

 

[Tiger Lily]

Granted, but all of the paper is blank.

I wish my entire house was painted.

 

[Faith In God]

Granted. All painted white.

I wish weathermen were less inaccurate.

 

[Tiger Lily]

Granted. All painted white.

I wish weathermen were less inaccurate.

I was thinking it would come up that the windows were painted too. I wouldn't mind white, actually.

 

[Faith In God]

I was thinking it would come up that the windows were painted too. I wouldn't mind white, actually.

Oh.

I wish weathermen were less inaccurate.

 

[lillybug0514]

Well they are always annoyingly right.... only not about weather

I wish I felt better

 

[JPPT1974]

I wish that I had pies that I could go and pie people that rub me the wrong way.

 

[jelly_bean]

Well they are always annoyingly right.... only not about weather

I wish I felt better

granted, you feel better about wearing pink.

^granted but suddenly the person who rubs you wrong is a cop...

I wish I was stripey.

 

[mochagirl]

granted, but you're now a zebra and can't post on CF anymore *gasps in horror*

I wish I was an extremely talented pianist.

 

[jelly_bean]

granted but you cannot get a piano, or even borrow one. they are all on layaway

I wish I owned 5 turtles.

 

[DailyBlessings]

granted, but they are mutant ninja turtles.

I wish all the problems of the world could be solved with Ben and Jerry's "Chunky Monkey" ice cream.

 

[*Starlight*]

Granted, but you can't get that ice cream anywhere.


I wish I lived in the USA...

 

[Paid in full]

Granted now you're the statue of liberty!!!

I wish I could drive.

 

[__lilprincess]

Granted. too bad you don't have a car

 

[__lilprincess]

I wish the phone would stop ringing