The Ruin a Wish Thread! (6)

[jelly_bean]

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[arborvita]

I wish I was at my beach house with 6 of my favorite people!

 

[jelly_bean]

Granted, but after one day of living with them, you can't stand them anymore

Again, I wish I wasn't clumsy...

 

[arborvita]

Granted instead of being clumsy you are now angry all the time!

I wish I was swimming at my favorite beach with friends!

 

[JPPT1974]

Granted just get up and pack

Wish that I could go to all 32 NFL stadiums!!

 

[arborvita]

Granted but you only have 3 days to tour them all! YIKES!

I wish I were a billionaire!

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

Granted, but you are about to get arrested because you stole a billion dollars from the bank.

I wish it wouldn't get dark so early.

 

[JPPT1974]

Granted just take at least seven jobs!!
LOL!!

Would love to live in Denver Colorado?

 

[arborvita]

Granted you now live in Denver but you have to live camping still in the wild!

I wish didnt have to cook dinner!

 

[Latreia]

Granted, but you have to wash dishes forever!

Wish I could phone my best friend.

 

[jelly_bean]

Granted, but you have to wash dishes forever!

Wish I could phone my best friend.

Granted, but to "phone" someone means to throw various telephone plushies at them.

I wish I were a better flute player

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

Granted, you are now a little better flute player, but what that means is that you're a little better person-who-is-a-flute-player, it doesn't say anything about your flute playing skills.

I wish it wasn't so muddy outside(or inside)

 

[jelly_bean]

Granted, you are now a little better flute player, but what that means is that you're a little better person-who-is-a-flute-player, it doesn't say anything about your flute playing skills.

I wish it wasn't so muddy outside(or inside)

*smacks joy upside the head*

Granted, it's sloshy inside and outside!

I wish my brother would stop humming x_X

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

Ouch!! Why do you keep on hurting me? You've been hitting me, or throwing stuff at me all day long.

Granted, now he won't stop whistling.

I wish I had better oboe skills.

 

[jelly_bean]

Ouch!! Why do you keep on hurting me? You've been hitting me, or throwing stuff at me all day long.

Granted, now he won't stop whistling.

I wish I had better oboe skills.

I only hurt you because I love you. <3<3 man, that's ironic because he just started whistling...

Granted, you have skills that would amaze oboe professionals.... but only when you play on a better oboe than them. (and we all know what THAT would cost! )

I wish I had $100 (of real currency)to spend on whatever I like, no strings attached that I don't have to rob a bank to get!

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

Sure you do... Did he really? Lol

Granted, it's in the bank waiting for you, but you don't know that it's there, and you don't know what account it's in, all you know is that it's yours. One of the other things you don't know is that you don't get it until your 101st birthday.

I wish I was given the best oboe in the world, for free, and that it would be in perfect condition with no possibility of me ever having to get rid of it, and with a life time warranty.

 

[Paladin Dave]

Granted, but you lost all ability to play it. ((I hate ruining ones like that))

I wish I had a more realistic-looking kilt...

 

[jelly_bean]

Granted, it's in the bank waiting for you, but you don't know that it's there, and you don't know what account it's in, all you know is that it's yours. One of the other things you don't know is that you don't get it until your 101st birthday.

Hurray, I'm gonna live to be 101!!!!!!!!

Granted, it's a real kilt.... when you assemble all the pieces back together! Don't worry, it's only 500 pieces

I wish I were right all the time.

 

[Paladin Dave]

Granted. But at the same time, this means that next time you say the words "I'm dead" or "I'm gonna die" or "I'm doomed" or anything remotely similar, it will happen, and you WILL (insert bad thing happening)

I wish I could play piano really well.

 

[Faith In God]

Granted, in exchange for your fingers.

I wish information registered in my mind better.