The RED Head

[psychoceramic]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her
out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its
socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it
back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops
her eye back in
place..

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the
theater followed by
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings.
The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO
incredible! !! !

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.
Are you this nice
to every guy you met?"

"No," she replies......"

she says:

"You just
happened to catch my
eye."

 

[CeCe]

Oooooooooooooh, psycho <groan groan groan>
LOL <just shakes head>

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

awwwwwwwwwwww lol thats so cute

 

[mouthylady2004]

thats way to cute, made me laugh pretty good Thanks

 

[Sephania]

Funny, but on a Christian board I think you should have eliminated this part.

her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

 

[bgoddenia]

I thought he was gonna come out with a wooden leg.

 

[Hollypop]

oh my... oh my....

 

[Bladecarver]

Awe, comeon. You know that's a good one.