The Random Story Thread

[fitmom]

the Walrus's house. Walrus somehow has not been in the story line for a while, and instead has been involved in a love triangle story line which his cousins strongly felt compromised the integrity of....

 

[Ninjitsu14]

cheese.They went to find the most lovilest little bite of cheese,when they ran into....

 

[PrNcSsChRmNg91]

Puss in Boots! Puss in Butts yelped.....

 

[fitmom]

"who put this bambino in my mail box"????? Suddenly........

 

[altya]

the bambino starts crying and everybody..................

 

[fitmom]

wonders if they should call for emergency, certified road side assistance. Well, now, the next thing you know.............

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

the whole town is out there, including the president of the local McDonald's fan club. they gawk in awe at...

 

[fitmom]

Pinnochio! Everyone is amazed at how many cards he can hold in one hand at one time!! Could it be 40, 50 or................

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

or even a google! whatever the number, it really amazes everyone and everyone is jealous...

 

[freak_of_today]

because they all wish they could hold so many cards. It would really help them while playing 'Snap' because....

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

it requires lots of cards. so, i went to...

 

[fitmom]

add salt to my water softener, and I could not get the Twelve Days of Christmas carol out of my head. Frustrating cause I could remember, 7 swans a swimming, six geese a ?????????? I just could not remember..........

 

[happy_face1988]

what the geese did and why, so I trotted of to see a prof, who told me...........

 

[TheMainException]

that there never was a goose that layed a golden egg, but one that layed a bronze egg.......

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

of fire. this wasn't like ordinary eggs of fire because...

 

[fitmom]

the protection insurance for a bronze egg is now underwritten. Completely flabergasted, the goose called his insurance agent who informed him that in order to.....................

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

overwrite protection insurance for a bronze egg, he'd have to sell all he had and give possessions to the poor. the goose went away sad for she had many...

 

[Ninjitsu14]

wrappers off of bubble gum,which she prized from when she was a little geesie.So she went inside and gathered up her wrappers and.....

 

[Sangarime]

and decided to donate the proceeds of the gum wrappers to a good cause foundation. It turned out that the gum wrappers were ones that you could turn in for cash.....

 

[fitmom]

Hence the whole community gathered and started a small bonfire and sang a few songs. The End