The Quotes Thread

[Cute Tink]

If you're going to quote The Princess Bride, you must go with:

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

or

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[TraciDee]

"I ask for no forgiveness father for I have not sinned, I have only done what I needed to do to survive. A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man, if I could answer him now I would tell him, that when I was a young boy I killed a man to save my brothers life. I am not sorry for this, I am proud of this. I did not ask for the life that I was given but it was given none the less, and with it I did my best. "​

-Mr. Eko from LOST

 

[leothelioness]

"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!"

Napoleon Dynamite to Uncle Rico.

 

[mojoboy31]

"I ask for no forgiveness father for I have not sinned, I have only done what I needed to do to survive. A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man, if I could answer him now I would tell him, that when I was a young boy I killed a man to save my brothers life. I am not sorry for this, I am proud of this. I did not ask for the life that I was given but it was given none the less, and with it I did my best. "​

-Mr. Eko from LOST

Mr Eko! I loved that guy.

"We're the food guys, John."
-Ben Linus from LOST

 

[TraciDee]

Mr Eko! I loved that guy.

"We're the food guys, John."
-Ben Linus from LOST

Quoting before you edit! Autocorrect win!

I picture a bunch of delivery guys walking in a college student's room:

"We're the food guys, John."

 

[Maka]

"He's so fluffy I'm gonna to die! It's so fluffy!!!" Agnes (Despicable Me)

 

[mojoboy31]

Quoting before you edit! Autocorrect win!

 

[Nanopants]

"Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true." -Pedro

 

[High Fidelity]

Love that guy

He lives down the road

Met him a fair few times. He's so reserved! Wasn't expecting that at all.

 

[SnowyMacie]

If you're going to quote The Princess Bride, you must go with:

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

or

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

no, no, no....

"MAWAGE! Mawage is what brings us togatha here today"

 

[dmpeace]

" Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people".

 

[mojoboy31]

"No one could be following us?" the Spaniard asked.

"No one," the Sicilian assured him. "It would be absolutely inconceivable."

"Absolutely inconceivable?"

"Absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable," the Sicilian reassured him. "Why do you ask?"

"No reason," the Spaniard replied. "It's that I just happened to look back and something's there."

-The Princess Bride

 

[MrMoe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLAlceZ2qo

 

[SnowyMacie]

"And shephers we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descendant from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with Souls shall it every be. In nomine Patris, et Filli, et Spiritus Sancti.

 

[mojoboy31]

This is from The Big Sleep, and is very much like me:

"The main hallway of the Sternwood place was two stories high. Over the entrance doors, which would have let in a troop of Indian elephants, there was a broad stained-glass panel showing a knight in dark armor rescuing a lady who was tied to a tree and didn't have any clothes on but some very long and convenient hair. The knight had pushed the visor of his helmet back to be sociable, and was fiddling with the knots on the ropes that tied the lady to the tree and not getting anywhere. I stood there and thought that if I lived in the house, I would sooner or later have to climb up there and help him. He didn't seem to be really trying."

 

[dmpeace]

"The New Testament warns against gossiping. The Greek word translated “gossip” means whisper or whisperer. In other words, the focus is not on the falsehood of the word but on the fact that it needs to be surreptitious. It is not open and candid and forthright. It has darkness about it. It does not operate in the light of love. It is not aiming at healing. It strokes the ego’s desire to be seen as right without playing by the rules of love. "

John Piper

 

[mojoboy31]

"I made myself a drink and was drinking it when the phone rang. I sat down beside the table on which it stood.

"So you're tough tonight," Eddie Mars' voice said.

"Big, fast, tough, and full of prickles. What can I do for you?"

"Cops over there-- you know where. You keep me out of it?"

"Why should I?"

"I'm nice to be nice to, soldier. I'm not nice not to be nice to."

"Listen hard and you'll hear my teeth chattering."

-Raymond Chandler ~The Big Sleep

 

[mojoboy31]

"Didn't Dad tell you?"

I grinned at her with my head on one side. She flushed. Her hot black eyes looked mad. "I don't see what there is to be cagey about," she snapped. "And I don't like your manners."

"I'm not crazy about yours," I said. "I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch from a Scotch bottle. I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasure to make their acquaintance. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. But don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me."
-Raymond Chandler ~ The Big Sleep

 

[Miss Spaulding]

^ Excellent.

 

[mojoboy31]

^ Excellent.

It's one of my favorites. And I just realized I forgot to mark what it's from...... To the edit button!