"We are Groot" - Groot, Gaurdians of the Galaxy
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V, V for Vendetta.
"You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a block, you run a mile. You fumble the football...and I shove my foot up yo John Brown hindparts...and then you run a mile." - Coach Boone, Remember the Titans
"...yeah, and I killed a guy with a trident."
"Brick, I've been meaning to, talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because your probably wanted for murder." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!...Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!..." French Guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
