I posted this earlier, but I see now that it needs to be updated to add in the new twists. This is the progression of thought by those who insist that their interpretation of Scripture is correct. This torch is now being carried by the YEC's.
The progression:
The universe revolves around the Earth because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, so the Earth revolves around the Sun, but evolution is a lie, it simply doesn't happen, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, evolution happens, but only micro evoution, not macro, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, we don't want to argue about "macro" v. "micro" because every time we define "macro" evolution, someone eventually proves that it does happen (and no, we won't define "kind" either for the same reason), But the bottom-line is that speciation does *not* occur, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, speciation does occur, but this evolution never creates any "new information", because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, so evolution does create "new information", but that new information must always results in a net loss of total information, never a net gain, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
And we *mean* it this time . . .
The progression:
The universe revolves around the Earth because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, so the Earth revolves around the Sun, but evolution is a lie, it simply doesn't happen, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, evolution happens, but only micro evoution, not macro, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, we don't want to argue about "macro" v. "micro" because every time we define "macro" evolution, someone eventually proves that it does happen (and no, we won't define "kind" either for the same reason), But the bottom-line is that speciation does *not* occur, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, speciation does occur, but this evolution never creates any "new information", because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
Well, OK, so evolution does create "new information", but that new information must always results in a net loss of total information, never a net gain, because to say otherwise is to contradict the Bible.
And we *mean* it this time . . .