This one pastor had all his teeth pulled and some new false teeth/ dentures put in.
Now because he wasn't used to them they hurt like mad.
Anyway, the first Sunday after that he only peached for 10 minutes. The next Sunday he preached for 30 minutes.
However on the third Sunday he preached for 4 hours !
A guy in his congregation found this quite odd and asked him why.
The pastor answered, "Well, on the first Sunday my dentures hurt so much I could hardly talk. On the the second Sunday they hurt a bit less so I could talk a little more.
But, on the third Sunday I put in my wifes dentures by mistake and couldn't stop talking!"
Now because he wasn't used to them they hurt like mad.
Anyway, the first Sunday after that he only peached for 10 minutes. The next Sunday he preached for 30 minutes.
However on the third Sunday he preached for 4 hours !
A guy in his congregation found this quite odd and asked him why.
The pastor answered, "Well, on the first Sunday my dentures hurt so much I could hardly talk. On the the second Sunday they hurt a bit less so I could talk a little more.
But, on the third Sunday I put in my wifes dentures by mistake and couldn't stop talking!"