Here's one more joke...
One time in heaven, 20 years after Jesus went back up.
Istead of St. Peter at the gates, is standing somebody else. It is Jesus. As he meets the people going into heaven he meets a familiar man.
"Excuse me, sir." Jesus says. "But did you have a son on earth that was born supernaturally?"
"Yes," the old man answers, "how did you...?"
"And did he have any nails in his hands and feet?"
"Yes, how do you know all this." Asks the bewildered old man.
"Father!" Jesus cries as he falls on the old man's neck.
"Why.... Are you my son Pinocchio?"
God bless,
David.
One time in heaven, 20 years after Jesus went back up.
Istead of St. Peter at the gates, is standing somebody else. It is Jesus. As he meets the people going into heaven he meets a familiar man.
"Excuse me, sir." Jesus says. "But did you have a son on earth that was born supernaturally?"
"Yes," the old man answers, "how did you...?"
"And did he have any nails in his hands and feet?"
"Yes, how do you know all this." Asks the bewildered old man.
"Father!" Jesus cries as he falls on the old man's neck.
"Why.... Are you my son Pinocchio?"
God bless,
David.
