The OFFICIAL CF Trophy Battle!

[Daughter of His]

However just prior to Muppy dissappearing down the time warp disguised as an outhouse DOH has be waiting with her trusty magnetic fishing pole and is able to grab the LPT in time to watch Muppy go off into the past. No one around? DOH hides the LPT in an abandoned racoon home in an old tree. DOH humms and Danny B and KittyK walk past looking like they are looking for something.

 

[muppy]

i have to laugh, this is hilarious

 

[Greenthumb]

Greenthumb, who is hiding inside the old tree, grabs the trophy. She shimmies up the inside of the hollow tree and crawls out a hole at the top. Swinging on a convenient rope she flies to the next tree and disappears...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

She disappeared cuz she swung into a portal into the future which filters out anything metallic, therefore the trophy falls into the open arms of your favorite LOBster and mine....

 

[Daughter of His]

The problem being everyone knows LOB is very tickelish. DOH takes a long ostrich feather and tickles LOB under the chin until rendered helpless. DOH easily removes the LPT from Leaders hands and walks off. Leader will be ok in a minute so I have to bolt.

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

...right into my path as I beam down to intercept DOH. I grab the LPT and beam back aboard my space ship and go into warp speed.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

...but LOBster rewired Trekki's space ship so it goes nowhere. As she tries to figger out what happened to her ship LOBster ties the trophy to Trouble's collar and sends him home....

 

[Greenthumb]

...but LOBster rewired Trekki's space ship so it goes nowhere. As she tries to figger out what happened to her ship LOBster ties the trophy to Trouble's collar and sends him home....

where Greenthumb is waiting...good dog! Greenthumb takes the trophy and walks out the front door, jumps into her mini cooper and heads for Canada!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Trouble knows who feeds him so he bites GT's butt until she forks over the trophy to the awaiting arms of LOBster who hides the trophy....somewhere....

 

[Daughter of His]

DOH comes with her highest of high tech metal detector and scans the area while calling trouble. DOH gives trouble a treat and follows him as he leads her to the LPT and sits nicely waiting for another treat. DOH gives trouble several treats and heads off with the LPT discretely hidden in a large purse.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

LOB orders a BLT and writes an IOU to the UPS for a COD and calls the FBI, throws the BLT to DOH and takes off with the CFT and does a hundred MPH.....

 

[Greenthumb]

...but his tire blows out and he goes into a tail spin crashing into a telephone pole. Greenthumb, who has been chasing him, climbs out of her mini, reaches into his car and grabs the trophy. Making sure LOTB is okay, she hops back in her car, which is really a time machine, and transports herself to Abbotsford, BC!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Greenthumb again.















while she weeps tears of sorrow LOBster grabs the trophy and high tails it to Cleveland's salt mines! Wooo Hoooo...........!!!!!!!!!

 

[Daughter of His]

BUT...cleaverly disguised in Abbotsford DOH awaits the arrival of Greenthumb who has carefully moved the LPT and tells Greenthumb she (DOH) is a trophy duster by trade and Greenthumb hires DOH to tend to business

 

[Daughter of His]

opps

 

[Greenthumb]

What LOTB and DoH don't realize is that the trophy they think they took was not the real one...Greenthumb slides back the secret panel in her hideaway and locks the trophy in her safe. She then settles down for an evening of posting on CF!

 

[Daughter of His]

I've been duped !!!

 

[graceskr]

a new woman in a red dress arrives on the scene, looking all innocent with her cat and rose ...cuts her eyes to be sure no one's looking ...pulls her sooper sekreet safe busting key from it's hidey hole in her golden shoe ....cracks Greenthumb's safe combo in comet blazing speed ...grabs the trophy and ruuuuuuuuns with it back to CIA headquarters!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Oh, my goose! Trouble's chasing his tail and I don't know what planet I'm on....*klunk* (lotb passes out)

 

[Greenthumb]

*checks to see if LOTB is still breathing*

Sneaks past LOTB and heads for CIA headquarters, intercepting graceskr as she tries to hide the trophy. Greenthumb grabs the trophy pops an invisible pill and *poof* to graceskr astonishment disappears, walking out of the building unseen.