I wonder if this will work on here..It seems right to me..
Two boys were collecting peacans from a tree in a graveyard.While they were collecting them,three got dropped and they rolled over next to the fence.Then they started dividing the peacans up.
"One for you;one for me.One for you;one for me."
There was a kid on a bike outside the fence,riding by.He stopped and listened for a minute.
"One for you;one for me."
He gasped and rode into town as fast as possible.He found an old man walking down the street.
"Sir,sir!"He called."Come quick!God and the devil are sorting souls!"
"Ahh!"The old man said."I don't believe you..Besides,I'm too old to be walking all the way there and back.My knees went out years ago!"
"Please?"
"Oh alright.."The old man sighed.
He followed the boy to the graveyard and they sat by the fence,listening.
"One for you;one for me.One for you;one for me."
"My goodness.."The old man whispered."You're right!"
Suddenly,the counting stopped.
"That should about do it."They heard.
"Wait!Let's go get those nuts by the fence!"
The old man looked at the boy and the boy looked at the old man.They both screamed and raced back to town,the old man running and the boy biking.The old man beat the boy.
Two boys were collecting peacans from a tree in a graveyard.While they were collecting them,three got dropped and they rolled over next to the fence.Then they started dividing the peacans up.
"One for you;one for me.One for you;one for me."
There was a kid on a bike outside the fence,riding by.He stopped and listened for a minute.
"One for you;one for me."
He gasped and rode into town as fast as possible.He found an old man walking down the street.
"Sir,sir!"He called."Come quick!God and the devil are sorting souls!"
"Ahh!"The old man said."I don't believe you..Besides,I'm too old to be walking all the way there and back.My knees went out years ago!"
"Please?"
"Oh alright.."The old man sighed.
He followed the boy to the graveyard and they sat by the fence,listening.
"One for you;one for me.One for you;one for me."
"My goodness.."The old man whispered."You're right!"
Suddenly,the counting stopped.
"That should about do it."They heard.
"Wait!Let's go get those nuts by the fence!"
The old man looked at the boy and the boy looked at the old man.They both screamed and raced back to town,the old man running and the boy biking.The old man beat the boy.
