The NEW Weakest Link: Bible Trivia Edition - Come on in!

[Rhonda75]

.........wha....huh....:o sorry.


Onesimus was the man who became Paul's son while they were in jail.

Onesimus - useful

 

[Akicks]

umm, is that right???? i dont know, and now i'm confuzzed

 

[Akicks]

where did Noddingdog go? he hasnt been around to check this lately, oh well.

 

[Noddingdog]

(*BUMP!*) Unfortunately that is not the answer I was looking for, the answer was Philemon (in the book of Philemon). Sorry!

Akicks, according to Jesus' parable, when the blind lead the blind, what happens?

 

[Ryder]

/me makes that annoying slurpy straw noise because his soda is empty and he keeps trying to suck the last drop out with his straw, louder each time he tries!

 

[Noddingdog]

/me looks at Ryder

/me thinks "Kids..."

 

[Noddingdog]

Bump

 

[Ryder]

Akicks, get yourself in here front and center!

 

[Akicks]

sorry, sorry. i just started school again. ok, lame excuse but its true. anyways, since theres no point in banking, i'm going to say "they shall both parish" ??????????? i dont think thats right though

 

[Noddingdog]

Very close, but not exactly what I was looking for.. the answer was "They will both fall into a pit." Sorry

jesusrocksmyworld, just to help bring up the blessing total, what is the greatest commandment of all?

 

[jesusrocksmyworld]

LOVE THE LORD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, SOUL, AND MIND!


Matt. 22:37-39 -- Jesus replied: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'

Noddingdog - I knew the answer, just thought it'd be fun to quote the verse while I was at it!

 

[Akicks]

oh, well, at least someone got a question right!!! Good job

 

[jesusrocksmyworld]

thanks, akicks

 

[Ryder]

Very close, but not exactly what I was looking for.. the answer was "They will both fall into a pit." Sorry

jesusrocksmyworld, just to help bring up the blessing total, what is the greatest commandment of all?

I thought it was, 'they both shall fall into the ditch' ? This is an almost pointless question, and I'm not even playing either!
But is that another translation or something? I have heard the 'pit' one too though, just thought ditch was another story or another translation.

 

[Akicks]

oh well. so who's turn is it now anyways?

 

[Noddingdog]

Err, correct!!

Cary, in which town/city/village did Mary anoint Jesus' feet?

Contestant list:
Quaffer
Rhonda75
Ryder
Akicks
jesusrocksmyworld
Cary
NotAshamed911

Blessings: 20
Banked Blessings: 0
Total Blessings (All Rounds): 500

 

[Noddingdog]

/me decides it's time to bring up the difficulty of the questions

 

[Cary]

I have no clue, so I'm going to give it a guess and say... Bethany.

 

[Noddingdog]

CoRrEcT!!

NotAshamed911, as Christians we are saved by what rather than keeping the Law?

Contestant list:
Quaffer
Rhonda75
Ryder
Akicks
jesusrocksmyworld
Cary
NotAshamed911

Blessings: 50
Banked Blessings: 0
Total Blessings (All Rounds): 500

 

[Ryder]

*Creeek, splinter... SNAP, BANG!*

OWW!

/me gets up and tucks his hands under his arms

You're audience chairs have little notches cut out of the legs so they break when you sit on them! ND?! Sphiz!