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I was thinking I needed something to defend my family, so I asked my friend at the Tucson Gun Club what he thought would be best. He suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips and a box of shells. I got them all together easily enough, but I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.

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Lol! :D



I was thinking I needed something to defend my family, so I asked my friend at the Tucson Gun Club what he thought would be best. He suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips and a box of shells. I got them all together easily enough, but I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.

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The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:


"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
 
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This video is hilarious. About 1 minute long.

A father snuck into his daughters' "Whip/Nae Nae" dance video and demonstrated some smooth moves.

Mike Jones creeps into the background of the girls' video, putting a finger to his lips, before he breaks into glorious dance.

After nearly a minute of perfectly executed "whips," "nae naes" and "stanky leggs," the girls turn around and yell "DADDY!"

http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/12/31/watch-dad-nails-whip-nae-nae-routine-hilarious-videobomb
 
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