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Yes, we did! Or... we had to go get our own switch off of a tree. I remember that. My great grandfather did that to my cousins.
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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.'
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?'
Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.'
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?'
Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’
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Fred at last could see a way of making a fortune.He had trained his parrot , after months of hard work to tell jokes.
At last he felt ready to cash in on all his hard work , so he took the parrot down to his local pub.
"This is my incredible joke telling parrot," boasted Fred.
" Go on,"jeered the pub regulars."We'll give you ten to one that your parrot can't tell us a joke."
"All right,"replied Fred."I accept your bet."
But try as he could,Fred was unable to make the parrot talk , let alone tell jokes.
Fred left the pub, dismally, having lost the bet.
On the way home he shook the parrot and shouted:"What do you mean by keeping quiet you stupid bird? You made me lose a ten to one bet!"
"Ah!"squawked the parrot."Tomorrow you'll be able to get fifty to one."
At last he felt ready to cash in on all his hard work , so he took the parrot down to his local pub.
"This is my incredible joke telling parrot," boasted Fred.
" Go on,"jeered the pub regulars."We'll give you ten to one that your parrot can't tell us a joke."
"All right,"replied Fred."I accept your bet."
But try as he could,Fred was unable to make the parrot talk , let alone tell jokes.
Fred left the pub, dismally, having lost the bet.
On the way home he shook the parrot and shouted:"What do you mean by keeping quiet you stupid bird? You made me lose a ten to one bet!"
"Ah!"squawked the parrot."Tomorrow you'll be able to get fifty to one."
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An old man walks into the barber's shop for a shave and a haircut .
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
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LOL!
speaking of belts....
and he's right, this applies to ALL parents and belts
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Little Tommy had just returned home after an outing with his father.
'Well , dear , how did you like the zoo?' asked Tommy's mother.
'Oh , it was great!'replied little Tommy .
'And Dad liked it too . Especially when one of the animals came racing home at thirty to one.'
'Well , dear , how did you like the zoo?' asked Tommy's mother.
'Oh , it was great!'replied little Tommy .
'And Dad liked it too . Especially when one of the animals came racing home at thirty to one.'
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Me too.That video reminds me of my experiences at work!!
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