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No it's not. One side of his face does that now.Harrison Ford one is photoshopped......
The redneck wood choppin was good though
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Lol nope, it's not. This is from Comic Con this year. Look it up. All of his pics look like that.
http://www.instyle.com/news/harrison-ford-birthday-star-wars-comic-con
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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!)
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!)
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1. A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshire man:"Eh up , lad . I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet:"Is it a tom?"
Yorkshire man: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."
2. A Yorkshire's man's dog dies and as it was his favourite pet he decided to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshire man:"Can tha mek us a gold statue o' yon dog?"
Jeweller:"Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshire man:"No , I want it chewin' a bone , yer daft sod . "
Yorkshire man:"Eh up , lad . I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet:"Is it a tom?"
Yorkshire man: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."
2. A Yorkshire's man's dog dies and as it was his favourite pet he decided to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshire man:"Can tha mek us a gold statue o' yon dog?"
Jeweller:"Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshire man:"No , I want it chewin' a bone , yer daft sod . "
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