The laughter thread.

[brinny]

ROFLOLOLOL!!!!!

 

[brinny]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1674726762787482

LOL!

 

[brinny]

hahahahaaaaa!

 

[brinny]

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

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[Michie]

Hahaha! So true!

 

[Sword of the Lord]

I feel bad for this one, but if you know what Mario Kart is it's hilarious.

 

[Colin]

Talking to my mate last night about our mothers-in-law.

'My mother-in-law's an angel' he said.

'You're lucky, mine's still alive' I replied.

 

[bill5]

This is an old old kids' joke. Works better in person. And to kids. But FYI


Once upon a time.......


There was a dark, dark universe.
And in this dark, dark, universe.....

There was a dark, dark galaxy.
And in this dark, dark, galaxy.....

There was a dark, dark solar system.
And in this dark, dark, solar system.....

There was a dark, dark planet.
And on this dark, dark, planet.....

There was a dark, dark country.
And in this dark, dark, country.....

There was a dark, dark city.
And in this dark, dark, city.....

There was a dark, dark street.
And in this dark, dark, street.....

There was a dark, dark house.
And in this dark, dark, house.....

There was a dark, dark room.
And in this dark, dark, room.....

There was a dark, dark man.
And this dark, dark, man.....

Had on a dark, dark coat.
And in this dark, dark, coat.....

There was a dark, dark pocket.
And in this dark, dark, pocket.....

There was a dark, dark box.
And in this dark, dark, box.....

There was.................

a yellow jellybean!

 

[Sword of the Lord]

 

[Colin]

A group of chaps , all aged 40 discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous , with tight mini skirts , great legs , nice bums and beautiful all round figures .

Ten years later , at age of 50 , the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service was good and the wine selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60 , the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

Ten years later , at age 70 , the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator.

Ten years later , at age 80 , the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

 

[Sword of the Lord]

 

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[Anhelyna]

Specially for Colin - and anyone else from the UK

 

[Sword of the Lord]