Hi all!
Hmm...
Purim...Hanukkah...Passover, most of our holydays can be summed as follows: "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat."
Hamantaschen...ahhhhhhh! (ssv says, doing his best Homer Simpson

imitation)
Here is my Mom's recipe, which I proudly make every year:
4 eggs,
1/2 tsp salt (optional!),
1 tbls of baking powder,
1/4 tsp of turmeric,
1/2 cup oil,
4.5 cups of flour (I use 70% wholewheat flour, a very light grind of wholewheat flour; a heavy grind won't knead very well),
1 cup of natural brown (demarara) sugar, and
1 grated lemon peel.
Mix the salt, baking powder, flour and sugar. Add the oil.
Add the remaining ingredients. Now you have to knead the dough. I always do it by hand & it will take me a good 45 minutes (sometimes more) to get the dough pliable & malleable enough. I usually put the bowl of dough on a high stool & then stand and knead it (so I can get my shoulders into it) while watching TV or a video. Pinch off a small bit of dough & roll it thin on a well-floured board/surface. Take an empty can, a mug, whatever & use it to cut out dough circles. Put a small spoonful of whatever filling you like into the center of the dough circle. Then pinch up the sides to make a triangle, with the filling in the pocket in the middle. Place on a greased cookie sheet & bake at 350 degrees (Fahrenheit) until they look done. Keep pinching off dough & rolling it out & punching circles until the dough is gone. This recipe makes
lots of small
hamantaschen.
The kneading is a lot of work but as a proud Papa, nothing satisfies me more than to have Da Boyz eat something that I've made/baked and then say, "Daddy, it's good!" One of my least proud moments was in 1997 when I was in the army (annual reserve duty) over Purim and DW had to resort to...to...
store-bought hamantaschen 
!
On our holyday of Tu B'Shevat (
http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday8.htm), my own peculiar custom is to bake my famous date-cake-in-a-can. Here's the recipe (which I received from a very good Christian friend of mine):
Take a 500 gram package of pitted dates (you should be able to get this in any large healthfood store, any kosher grocery/supermarket that has imported stuff from Israel, or any Middle Eastern/Arab grocery/supermarket; the time-consuming alternative is to buy lots of dates, pit them & dice them very small until you get 500 grams' worth) & put the contents (cut up into small pieces) into a pyrex bowl. Add 2.25 cups of boiling water & 3 teaspoons of baking soda. Mix well & set aside to cool. Cream 9 tablespoons of butter/margarine, 3 eggs and no more than 1/2-2/3 cups of light brown sugar. Add the cooled date mush to the creamed mixture & then add: 3 cups of wholewheat flour (if you can get wholewheat pastry flour or a lighter grind of wholewheat flour, use them), 1.5 teaspoons of baking powder, 1.5 teaspoons of real vanilla essence (Please! Don't insult either Tu B'Shevat or me by using..."artificially flavored vanilla essence!"

) and 1-1.5 cups of chopped walnuts. Mix well. Now the fun part: Take about 6 regular sized cans (the kind that have peas, peas-and-carrots, green beans, asparagus spears, mushrooms, applesause, peaches, etc. in them; do NOT use cans that had anything pickled in them or cans where the label is embossed right onto the metal of the can; you'll need cans with a paper label that you'll have peeled off; do NOT use very large cans or the dough will not set) & stand each one upright. Fill each can about 2/3 of the way with dough & bake them standing upright in the oven, at whatever temperature you normally bake stuff. When the cans are done, the cake will have risen a bit out of the open can & the exposed part of the cake will be fairly dark. The cake will have separated a bit from the sides of the cans. Take the cans out (using either an oven mitt to grasp them with or pliers) & set them aside to cool. When the cans have cooled to room temperature, take a can opener & open the bottom of the cans. Push the cut can bottom through the can, thus forcing the cake out the open end. Slice & serve neat little disks of cake!
Bon appetit!
BourbonFromHeaven said:
Do Jews believe the New Testament contains any historcal truths? Yes
I gotta take this one with a bushel of salt. The Gospels' treatment of the Pharisees (ferinstance) is at utter variance with our tradition; see
http://tinyurl.com/34a2o.
Be well!
ssv


(It's 23:25 here & selichot
http://www.jewfaq.org/elul.htm#Selichot are at 05:25.)