The I Never game (3)

[gennypearl]

^LOL

I have never seen a bear gets drunk.

 

[Jimmy P]

I have never seen a drunk bear walk into a store, go shopping, and pay for everything with a credit card...

 

[gennypearl]

I have never seen a bear using a credit card ever.

 

[Devorim]

I have never ridden myself alone on my own handlebars without falling down.

 

[Jimmy P]

I have never slid off a roof while not putting on suntan lotion because I wasn't up there tanning, so then I fell off the roof and narrowly not missed the tree branches that weren't there since I have never slid off a roof....

 

[gennypearl]

^haha

I have never seen Jimmy P nor Devorim

 

[Jimmy P]

Come to the Jimmy P thread and you'll see both of us lol

 

[gennypearl]

I've been to your thread. I can't keep up sometimes so I don't post often.

I have never tried skiing.

 

[country woman]

I have never stolen anything from a store

 

[Devorim]

When I was little, I hoped to grow up to be a black lady, so I stole chocolate candy from the corner store, which I hoped would help me, along with all the chocolate milk I drank. But I believe that what the thief takes, the thief must return, with interest. So I have never stolen something I did not try to return with interest.

 

[gennypearl]

I have never lend money with interest.

 

[Devorim]

I have never lend money with interest.

I did, to my children when they were little, so they would learn how the world treats borrowers.

 

[gennypearl]

I have never held 1,000,000 in my hands.

 

[Bon Bon]

I have never paid cash for a home.

 

[KnowHisJoy77]

I have never had a red sofa

 

[Bon Bon]

I have never had red wall to wall carpeting.

 

[Jimmy P]

I have never bought DEPENDS........yet..

 

[Bon Bon]

I have never had a positive result of a colonoscopy.

 

[Jimmy P]

I have never needed an organ transplant...

 

[country woman]

I never had green carpet