The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

[goldenviolet]

Jonah and the Whale

One day, a shcool teacher was talking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question.
Little Girl: "Do whales swallow people?"
Teacher: "No, even though they are much bigger than a person, they have throat pleats that filter their food of krill and plankton.
Little Girl: "But Mrs. Thurston at church, says Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
Teacher getting angry: "Blue whales cannot swallow people."
Little Girl: "Well, when I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah if he was really swallowed by a whale."
Teacher, still red with anger: "What if Jonah went to hell?"
Girl: "Well, then you can ask him."

 

[Zephyralder]

oh my! that's a good one! lol

 

[BlessedRose89]

lol

 

[starburstluver]

that was so funny

 

[starburstluver]

that was a great comback from the little girl