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The Glass is Half Empty Club

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This is a club for all you Pessimists out there! I can't spell the stupid word but that ok. :rolleyes:  YES! Now you can can come and rant! The cloud is always bigger then the silver lining! The glass IS half empty! And anything that can go wrong, WILL! Come and be depressed and cynicul with me! Just because you think the worlds out to get you does not mean it isn't!  Please, no always-happy-anytime-anywhere-anyplace-lookonthebrightside-half full glass, kinda people!  Only join if you are going to be happily cynicul and pessimist like. But do it in a kind way......:D
 

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I am an engineer, and we never say the glass is half full or half empty. We approash it from a technical stand point. We write down all the data, and analyze it. After conducting numerous experiments and formulating data, we conclude that we have exactly two times the amount of glass that is required to contain the given ammount of liquid.

Engineering Humor - It IS survivable.
 
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oooo.....yes, thats a good one.
/me puts on some elevator music
Everyone hates elevator music. So now we can be depressed and misrable.
/me serves up some macoroni
and everyone knows crapdinner is bad for you. lovely, all we need is some tomato juice! Come everyone! And be cynicul and pessemistic with me! If your feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it!
And if you think everythings going right you obviously have no idea what is going on!
 
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lol. Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say...are you going to drink that or not!?

You know, Pesimists are the worlds happiest people! 90% of the time we are right...and the other 10% we are pleasantly surprised.
 
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JosephM said:
I am an engineer, and we never say the glass is half full or half empty. We approash it from a technical stand point. We write down all the data, and analyze it. After conducting numerous experiments and formulating data, we conclude that we have exactly two times the amount of glass that is required to contain the given ammount of liquid.

Engineering Humor - It IS survivable.


sweet. I'm a mechanical engineer. I hope we can still be friends. j/k. I'm always happy to see other engineers here.
 
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if you start off pessimistic, things can only get better :)
did that make sense?

I'm pessimist when it comes to some things, mostly people. Don't trust them ever. Jesus was so awesome and loving to everyone. I don't understand how he does it.
 
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A slight digression into the title of this thread....

To an optimist the glass is half full,
To a pessimist the glass is half empty but
To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be........

lol :)
 
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