The "Famous" comment was a joke. As for the fact that you don't know anything about evolution, how do you know that the Bible contradicts it?
Furthermre, how do you know the bible to be true?
Joh 7:16 Jesus answered them, and said, My doctrine is not mine, but his that sent me.
Joh 7:17 If any man will do his will, he shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of God, or whether I speak of myself.
Joh 7:18 He that speaketh of himself seeketh his own glory: but he that seeketh his glory that sent him, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in him.
Joh 7:19 Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? Why go ye about to kill me?
v17 - you try the doctrine (see matt 5-7) it works.
(Mat 6:4) That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
(Mat 6:6) But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
(Mat 6:18) That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
try it. alms, prayer, fasting --- faith.
only personal experience will suffice as evidence, God's existence cannot be ascertained by science, as science can only form theories about those things which can be measured and have data recorded on.