Bible researches have recently uncovered conclusive evidence, after long weeks of studying the bottom of their coffee cups, that the Bible was not, in any written using emoticons or smilies, yet that it would have been much more fun that way.
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LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Note, it is available from Amazon.com
Amazon.com: LOLcat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh…
Genesis 1
Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
Note, it is available from Amazon.com
Amazon.com: LOLcat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh…
Genesis 1
Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
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Hm, worse then the Message, huh? Gonna half to disagree with you on that count.
Joel 3
1 "In thoz dayz n at dat tim, when I restors teh fortuns of Joodah n Jrooslem,
2 I will get everbody n all teh nashuns n bringz dem down to de Valli of Jewscat. N dere I will tell dem gimme mai inhariteens, mai kittehs Izreel, fer dey puttz all mai kittehs in de nashunz n takez aprts mai bakyardz.
3 Dey gots lots of cheezeburgrz fer mai kittehs n givz bad kittehs on teh cornrz fer teh boyz; n sold teh gurl kittehs fer winez so dey can drinks.
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I don't think the Word of God is something to play with...He even sets it as high as His name.
I don't think the Word of God is something to play with...He even sets it as high as His name.
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