I am in no mood to be disappointed. If anything, I will work all the harder. *pulls out spray bottle* I've heard spraying a dog with a spray bottle punishes them. Plus... there are shock collars and things like that for when a dog insists on being difficult.
Fortunately, you are not mine to tame, nor am I in any position to tame. In any case, I prefer dogs that are well-mannered and lovable. You are neither. It is no woman's job to make any man such, and if it is, then she is nothing more than his mother. I don't see how that can possibly be a good relationship if the woman must do all the work to keep a man who is arrogant and dignified. I've already had my share of such men, and that one was one too many.
You should be willing, as well as she, when it comes to growing in a relationship. You just sound like a little boy who likes to think he's a Tarzan or something. Remember, pride comes before the fall, and if you keep that attitude up, you'll fall and fall hard. It's not the falling that hurts, but the smacking on the pavement below. Or sharp, pointy rocks.
But, other than that, it mostly sounds like you just have very high standards. Bravo, and good luck. I mean that part genuinely.
*yawn* Oh look... you bored me. (jk) I'm off to bed. God bless.
