i dont know if this has been told here so sorry if ya'll have heard it before.
One day an old drunk was walking along the banks of a river when he seen a preacher and quite alot of people standing in the water. The preacher was baptizing people and the drunk came forward. The preacher grabbed him and baptized him. When he brought him up the preacher asked, "Have you found Jesus?" "No," replied the drunk. So the preacher dunked him again and once again asked when he brought him up, "Have you found Jesus?" And again the drunk replied, "No." So once more the preacher dunked him under the water and when he brought him back up asked, "Sir have you found Jesus?" Fed up with all of this the drunk replied, "No, are you sure this is where he went under?"
One day an old drunk was walking along the banks of a river when he seen a preacher and quite alot of people standing in the water. The preacher was baptizing people and the drunk came forward. The preacher grabbed him and baptized him. When he brought him up the preacher asked, "Have you found Jesus?" "No," replied the drunk. So the preacher dunked him again and once again asked when he brought him up, "Have you found Jesus?" And again the drunk replied, "No." So once more the preacher dunked him under the water and when he brought him back up asked, "Sir have you found Jesus?" Fed up with all of this the drunk replied, "No, are you sure this is where he went under?"
