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Snowy

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This man and lady couldn't have any children, so they went to the pastor and asked for prayer.

The pastor prayed for them and annointed them with oil.

Sure enough about 9 months later they had triplet babies. The couple once again showed up at the pastor's study and as soon as the woman saw the pastor she ran up to him, threw her arms around him and gave him the biggest hug. "What was that all about"? He asked.

She replied "I'm just glad you used three in one oil and not WD40."
 

davidklewis

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This man and lady couldn't have any children, so they went to the pastor and asked for prayer.

The pastor prayed for them and annointed them with oil.

Sure enough about 9 months later they had triplet babies. The couple once again showed up at the pastor's study and as soon as the woman saw the pastor she ran up to him, threw her arms around him and gave him the biggest hug. "What was that all about"? He asked.

She replied "I'm just glad you used three in one oil and not WD40."

Or JB80, which is "twice as good."^_^
 
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