The complete opposite thread.

[Wolflily]

Man, you got a BRAIN?! I tried to get me one once. It was hard to handle and in the attempt to push it in one ear, it plopped clear out the other side. Hit the floor. Flopped around a bit. (shudders) It was horrifying. I said, 'forget that! I'll just have to take my chances in this world brainless.' I think I'm doing ok so far. Lemme know how you manage to get yours in your head. If it's doable, I may have to send out for one and give it another go.

 

[KristianJ]

They said it was in a powdered form....used to be a politician's actually...never used!

 

[Wolflily]

OH, ok. I've heard of those. The dried brains come in a little tiny sack and you push it up your nose with this long pointy thingamajigg, then squirt some water in both ears with a turkey baster, and voila!!! Insta-brains!

Hope it works for ya, hon. The brain you're currently borrowing is almost all used up from all the time you've spent on CF today.

 

[KristianJ]

I haven't been on here long enough!

 

[Bevlina]

Well...if you scroll up a bit Kris, you'll see Wolfie admitted to having no brains....perhaps you should try to buy some like she did. They are on special at K Mart at the moment.

 

[Wolflily]

No, Bev! Walmart! (They've got better quality for less $$)
But as you can see, SOME of us do perfectly fine without 'em. They're so messy. And expensive to maintain. I'd rather go to the beach...

 

[KristianJ]

I found some at Big W for $14.99...plus it was a 2 for 1 deal, so I have a spare brain for anyone who needs it!

 

[Wolflily]

Right ON! Well, first I want to see how yours works and if it's a successful implant, you can FedEx the extra one right on over to New Hampshire!
(I'll even pay the postage. Or send you a piece of original artwork - whichever you prefer!)

 

[KristianJ]

Only if the artwork looks as abstract as my current thought of global domination!

 

[Wolflily]

Nope, sorry. You lose. oh well. Guess it will have to be homemade brownies instead.

 

[Bevlina]

Well...I won't eat your's Wolfie! They'd be hard as rocks!

 

[KristianJ]

Trust me, Bev...they are rocks! I lost my front teeth chomping on them!

 

[Wolflily]

That'll teach ya to mess with me. You two had better be thankful I'm giving you brownies instead of biting you on the bum! (Just a few more days til the full moon!!!!! Woo Hoo!!)

 

[heavenliejediofthebeach]

wolf...if u were half the woman i was...MAYBE i would let you talk to me..BUT im just too good for you

 

[Wolflily]

So, that's why you haven't been posting on the bus or the spaceship, huh? Getting too big for your skinny little britches?

Ok *writes a note* you're first on the list to get mauled when I go through the 'change'. Hmmm, my fangs are lengthening already in anticipation!!

 

[heavenliejediofthebeach]

PUH LEASE wolfie!!!!! ur lil cub fangs cant get this jedi

 

[Bevlina]

Dano...the last time I saw a person like you I had to pay admission.

 

[Wolflily]

Ooh! SLAMMADAMMADINGDONG!

 

[heavenliejediofthebeach]

Dano...the last time I saw a person like you I had to pay admission.

i cant help it that im the most gorgeous girl on earth

 

[Bevlina]

Believe me honey.....this wasn't gorgeous. Could have given me nightmares for the rest of me life.

The people didn't clap their hands together...they clapped them over their eyes.