The Cb Chronicles

[Kaylee4Christ]

(( *falls over a cliff and into a vat of cheese* *mumbles* now if only it were more like this last time I encountered a cliff. *manages to pull Akuma down with her* Because cheese appears to be funny, silly

Sure GK! Tis alright with me... what do you think, Akuma? ))

 

[Ninjitsu14]

((| You didn't even talk to me for more than a minute, and you WRITE in the CHRONS?! ARRRRROOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!)))

Chapter 157: GASP, SHOCK, HORROR

Akuma stared at Nin. Nin stared at Akuma. Everyone was quiet for a moment. Then sparks flew.

"I CAN'T BEILEVE YOU LEFT ME BACK THERE UNCONCIOUS!! I WAS BANNED, STUPID!!!" shouted Akuma, tearing at Nin. Fending off Akuma's strikes with his sword, Nin retorted back, "WELL, I WAS TRYING TO SAVE KAYLEE FROM CERTAIN DEATH! WE'RE LUCKY ANJA HAD THE FORESIGHT TO FLY UP THERE AND HELP SAVE HER!!" said Nin, leaping at Akuma. "Hey, hold up!!" said Argyle, jumping in front of the two. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he pushed them awya from each other. "You two are being selfish! It's no one's fault!" said Kaylee. Nin growled. "Selfish...? SELFISH?! How is saving another life 'selfish'?" asked Nin. The marks on Kaylee began glowing again. "You could have handled the problem at hand instead of dismissing it like an idiot!" said Argyle. "So, what I'm supposed to do next time, is try and control a mob problem instead of saving another person's life....okay, I'll remember that!" said Nin. "I hope ya'll have a ship. The one I used got........uglified." said Akuma. "Why don't we just ask some un-selfish person for one! I'm sure they'll lend it to us!" said Nin, sarcastically. "Can it!" said Kaylee.

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

Chappy 158

Kaylee shouted, "CAN IT!" Everyone became silent and stared at her. Argyle mumbled under his breath to Nin, "Wow, didn't know she had it in her." Kaylee whipped her head around glared at him. "Shh! Do you want them to hear us?!" she whispered fiercely. She started to glow brighter.

All of a sudden she swayed and collapsed. Tiny little feet of demons scampered through the hallways, searching for the group. Then, they turned into the hallway they were in and saw them. The demons screeched and ran. The three guys exchanged glances and Nin slung Kaylee over his shoulder, running with the others, away from the demons. "Urgh," he mumbled. "You're light as a feather." Kaylee managed to say, "That's what a salad every day for five years does to ya."

The group finally stopped in an old, abandoned hallway. Nin put Kay down, letting her rest against the wall. "What are we going to do?" Argyle asked.

Akuma replied, "Well, there's got to be some way that we can destroy the demons and get Kaylee far away from here without hurting her."

Argyle said, "That's impossible."

Akuma and Nin exchanged glances and then burst into giggles. ((yes, giggles. )) Argyle just stared at them. "What's so funny? We're trapped in a castle thousands of webyears from home, demons chasing us, and Kaylee there on the floor gasping for breath," he pointed.

Akuma finally managed to say, "Nothing is impossible with God. Nothing." Nin nodded.
Argyle sighed, then nodded also.

All of a sudden they heard little feet scampering down the hallway towards them. They all whipped their heads around to look, then looked at each other.

"What's the plan?" Nin asked.

(( I hope this is okay. Took me about 30 minutes to write. Darn writers block. ))

 

[Akuma]

((Course you can join, Kid.
And by the way, Nin, you left when I entered the Cb so this is your fault! ))

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 159: Hawt!1!!!!!111!!

((Year's Best CB Chronicle Word So Far: uglified))

"Take Kaylee as far from here as you can!" ordered Akuma. "I'll deal with them."
His friends hesitated after a moment but ran on, leaving Akuma alone in the hallway. Cracking his knucles, he grinned as he awaited.
Soon the demons entered, yelling viciously and brandishing weapons. And what would occur now would be known as Akuma's Greatest Feat. Ever.
The demons screeched to a halt before Akuma, staring.
Akuma clenched his fists. "C'mon, suckas!"
"Yor hawt!!!111" one of the demons yelled.
"Wha--" Akuma was perplexed. Then he realized he was still wearing girl's clothes. "Oh, I mean, like, omgawsh, thats soooo sweet of u!!!!1!!!111"
"Back off," another demon snarled. "I saw her first!"
"No," another called, "she's mine!"
"O dont fight over lil' ol' me, boys," Akuma giggled, internally screaming at himself. He'd gone a long way from being the king of a magical nation...
The demons began to fight, the bigger one's stomping the little ones and the little ones biting the big ones. Akuma took this chance the escape. It was kind of hard to run in heels.

 

[WintarNaht]

Well darn. my long chappy somehow got erased!
Anyone else want to try?

 

[Akuma]

Well darn. my long chappy somehow got erased!

Dude. Ow.

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

Ouch.

 

[WintarNaht]

Yeah. Well, thats life*shrugs*

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

I suppose so.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 160: Near Escape *changes title to 'Hiding Out'*

Nin and Argyle ran with Anja and Stump, with Kaylee in tow. "Ya know, we can't escape without Akuma with us....." said Anja. "Oh.Right.Well, we'll just have to hide until Akuma finishes off those demons...." said Argyle. They ducked into another small hallway, the marks on Kaylee glowing even brighter, almost able to illuminate the hallway now.

Kaylee was shivering. Argyle, wearing a jacket, took it off and put it over Kaylee. Her shivering died down, as she laid on Nin's knee as a pillow. Not very comfortable, for either of them. "This has got to be the most embarassing thing ever. Being told to run away and hide by a fairy king dressed in girl's clothing....." said Nin. Everyone laughed at the joke. Except Kaylee. Footsteps were heard down the hall. "Go see what it is" hissed Anja at Argyle. "Why me?" he retorted back. "Because your the only guy here that doesn't have a 12-year-old girls head on their knee. Now go!" she hissed. Argyle mumbled something about a jackhammer and peanut butter, but no one knew what he was talking about. It was quiet for about 10 minutes. Then the sound of fighting could be heard. "Guess he found some demons...." said Nin.

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 161: Chit Chat

"Glad to see you've joined!" Akuma yelled over the din, his fist crashing into a demon's face. This group of demons, unfortunately, were smarter than average.
"Of course!" Argyle yelled back, letting a ball of energy scream from his fist, exploding several baddies.
Akum did a round house kick, taking out a group of demons in the hallways. "So how've you been?"
Argyle shrugged and fought. "Can't complain. You?"
"Meh." his grunt became a snarl. "That's it! As comfortable as this skirt is--" Akuma shined with light, exploding with sparks, "--I like my dignity!"
Out of the light he leapt, dressed in his regular clothes and with his twin sowrd swinging. Soon, the demons had been disposed.
"Now," panted Argyle, "let's get outta here."
Akuma nodded and the two of them fled back down the hallway.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

((((But, wouldn't taking off that dress, wouldn't Akuma be naked or something? I mean, you can't wear clothes under a dress, I mean, it's uncalled for, and it's just weird.....I mean, have you ever heard of a girl wearing clothes under her dress? Underpants maybe, but not any really clothes.....*goes on rambling*)))

 

[Akuma]

((Naw, man...
I used...Um...I used, like, fairy magic...you know? Uh...yea...very fairy magic.))

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

(( when the 'rents force me to wear dresses or skirts or something, I sometimes wear shorts under, so that if i have to run or something i won't worry about my dress going up. it's a girl thing, i suppose. good chappies. I'll try to write one tonight... ))

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

Chappy 162

Kaylee shot up as she saw Argyle and Akuma running down the hallway towards them. She stood and looked Akuma over. "Pink is definately your color, Akuma." The small group laughed and they began to discuss exit plans.

"Let's go this way," Nin pointed down a long, dark, narrow hallway.

They stared at him.

"What?!" he asked.

"Uhm, Nin, its long, dark and narrow. You could get claustrophobic in there," Kaylee said, scratching the back of her neck casually.

Akuma chuckled. "I know a way," he said. "I know the Dark Tower in and out. We go to the left."

Anja looked slightly confused. "Why? That hallway is wide and brightly lit."

"Exactly. They'll expect us to take the long, narrow and dark hallway because they think that we will expect them to be guarding the wide and brightly lit hallway."

"But what if they are guarding both hallways?" Kaylee asked. The group was silent.

Argyle spoke up. "Well then, we should have a plan."

The group got in close and formed a plan, and it wasn't too shabby. They began down the wide and brightly lit hallway.

All of a sudden, voices called out, "We've got 'em!" "Bring 'em in!" The group saw that somehow, Dread's demons had trapped them. Akuma told Anja to get Kaylee away, and be safe. Akuma, Argyle and Nin stayed to keep the demons away from Anja and Kaylee.

Nin cracked his knuckles. Argyle groaned, "Not again."

 

[WintarNaht]

[[I am leaving to go to the beach for a week tomorrow morning. I expect some good chappies written while I'm gone!]]
Chapter 163: The Gamble
Nin and Argyle nodded at each other. They knew what they needed to do. "Lets talk." Nin said, his hand moving ever so slowly for his katana.
"About what?" a demon asked, wide eyed.
"I'm sure, being in the army of Hell in all, you gamble quite a bit?" Argyle asked. This brought numerous shouts of approval from all the demons.
"Shall we have a, uh game for the body of Kaylee?" Argyle asked, his hand reaching in his pocket for his cylinder
"Why not?" a demon said as he looked at his comrades, who nodded there heads or lack of same furously in approval.
"I er, need to decide the rules of this game. One moment whuile I consult the um, gaming expert!" Nin said, trying to put on an italian accent.
Nin quickly pulled Argyle aside. "Lets just tell them to through the dice and while they are gathered around them, we attack their backs. Their weak spots!" Argyle said, wringing his hands in nervous anticipation
"Could work. Looks like its either that or attacking them now." Nin said as he bit his lip
"Lets do it." Argyle said, nodding.
"The rules for the game.." Nin started as he cleared his throat, "will be announced now."
To be continued...

 

[Ninjitsu14]

((Gee, thanks. I'll write the next chappy, because I have not been on, and therefore, have not been able to write.....plus, everybody but me has written a chappy (well, Diane...)))

Chapter 164: The Attack?

"Okay, the rules of the game...." said Nin. He turned away from the demons, pulling something out of his pocket. When he turned back around, he had a fake moustache on. "Okay. First, you throw the dice up into the air...." said Nin, a deep italian accent. The demons nodded. "Then, remember what your roll was....then, get in a big circle, and close your eyes. Ojne of us will randomly poke you, which means for you to shout out your dice roll. After you shout out your dice roll, someone who's dice roll is higher than yours shouts their's out. If you get a six, and you decide to shout it out, then you get to eliminate anybody." said Nin, finishing. The demon's grabbed their dice, and threw them up into the air. Argyle and Nin, moving quickly, took down three demons while they were throwing the dice into the air. Once everyone had memorized their rolls, the demons gathered around in a big circle.

"Hey" said a demon, "Italian boy. Where'd Beetz and Grimm and Sai go?" asked the big burly demon.

"They had to go to the bathroom" answered Nin, without the accent.

"Oh" said the demon, "well, get on with it!"

Everyone closed their eyes, and Nin tapped on a demon's shoulder with his sword. "Ow! 3!" shouted the demon. "4!" said another demon. Nin grabbed the demon that had rolled a three, and slit his throat with a sword. Argyle tapped another demon on the shoulder, who shouted "2!". Another demon screamed out 5, and the one who rolled a 2 was grappled by Nin, and quietly disemboweled

Shortly after, there was only three people left. Then one of the demons caught on. "Hey! Neither one of you are playing!So how is this a gamble if neither one of you are taking the risk?" asked the same burly demon that had gotten smart before. "I'll play." said Argyle. "What?! But, your terrible at games! Especially games with a risk!" said Nin. "Just do it!" said Argyle.

Nin prodded the same burly demon that had gotten smart. The demon grinned a demonic smile before screaming out his number. "6!!" he shouted. The demon screamed out a name. "Ar......." said the demon. Then, it hit Nin. His eyes are still closed. Nin ran over, and rammed his sword through the demons stomach. "Zebb? Zebb?" said the other two demons. Their eyes were still closed to. Nin blasted them with two energy bolts, and they were down. "I told you you were terrible at games of risk!" said Nin. "Forget it! Let's just get out of here!" said Argyle. They agreed, and ran off towards the others.

 

[Akuma]

((*Was forgotten completely*))

 

[Akuma]

((I'll be gone all today so I can't post, people))