The Cb Chronicles

[Akuma]

Ok, what I plan to do with this thread is make it into a silly kind of story-telling online book thingy. Yeah. Well, it focuses around the CF's CB (chat box) and all of it's odd visitors. What I'd like is for us to have collected silly stories about the characters in CB and the events there. I just want to keep this fun and silly. I reccomend that you are a frequent visitor to the CB or you know the people there before posting a story. Don't be afraid to post more than one! I'm sure stories are gonna say the opposite of one another, characters will be a bit different in the author's eyes, but that is the beauty of it! There's no limit on the story's size but if it's gonna be a monster, break it up in parts, please. Label your stories in chapters. If someone messes up or has the same chapter # just edit and be happy.

Let's open the CB Chronicles, shall we?

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 1:
Akuma's History.........

Once, Akuma was a man. He was a cheerful fellow, likeable enough. New to Christian Forums, he was attracted to the Chatbox. More and more he visited, addicted to it's often pleasurable atmosphere. One day upon his visiting of the CB, he sat by the CB pool and chatted with many of the regular visitors. Linkprk2003 was running around and pushing people again when Akuma noticed a shadowy figure opening a hidden door.
"Isn't that Shadow1230?" He said to himself. Shadow had always been an interesting character. The first day they met, Akuma had irritated him and had faced the consequences. He was not a user to be dealt with lightly. But he's my friend now, isn't he? Akuma thought to himself. Curious, Akuma followed Shadow through the doorway. Inside was a mysterious looking lab, but Shadow was nowhere to be seen. Akuma jumped as the door slammed behind him.
"My newest test subject..." Smirked Shadow near the door.
Our newest user was not quick enough. The Shadowy man soon overcame him and had him pressed against the wall. "What are you going to do with me? I thought we were friends!"
"Oh, we are friends!" Shadow said. "But I just need to do one small experiment."
Akuma felt something press against his neck and he was terrified when he began to shrink. He was breathing heavily when he finally stopped at the size of a child's thumb. "Turn me back this instant, Shadow!"
"Not yet," Shadow said, pulling out a wicked-looking needle. "One more test."
Akuma screamed and ran as fast as his little feet could carry. Shadow's e steps followed him. Barely dodging the man's hand, Akuma hurled himself into a in the wall. Shadow's dark eye lowered to look inside, but Akuma was already travelling further inside the CB's foundations. When it was safe (though uncomfortably dark), Akuma leaned against the small passage way. "What am I to do now?"
"Somebody! Help!" He tensed as the scream reached him. Still tired, he forced himself to move on,following the shrieks. The passageway opened up into a large room, filled with assortments mice. A single small woman was huddling before the group of mice, whimpering her last prayers.
"Hey! Stop!" The mice did not heed Akuma as they surrounded the women. Sometimes, cheese was not enough for a mice. But it should be enough, Akuma thought daringly. Dear Lord, help me. Make it enough. Taking his can of whipped-cheese (compliments of CB room's free food) he quickly sprayed the cheese into his unruly hair. The mice tensed, noses quivering. Slowly they turned to face him. No mouse could resist the cheesy goodness, defenseless woman or not.
They tumbled after him at an incredible speed. Using his wits and the occasional giant spool of thread, Akuma managed to lead them through the dark corridors. Cheese and sweat stung his eyes as he avoided a fearsome swipe from a lucky mouse. He kept going, adrenaline pushing him on. He let out a brief yelp as he was tackled to the dust floor.
"I have you now!" the mouse rumbled atop of him.
Akuma waited for the final blow. And waited. And waited. Looking up, he saw the mouse atop him trembling in fear. It bounded away with his comrades, squealing all the way. Akuma gaped as he saw the group before him. The woman he had saved earlier was grinning, her fairy wings unfolded. Behind her stood a patient brigade of fairy soldiers, chuckling in their saddles atop their special-bred pigmy cats.
Kneeling down, the woman gave Akuma a kiss on the lips. "You are now half-fairy and you will be my husband."
Akuma felt his own wings sprout and the soldiers announced him as king with loud cheers. "A king?"
"What do you expect?" The fairy woman laughed. "I am a princess, after all. Don't princesses become queens?"
Thus, Akuma was brought to their magical fairy kingdom, also known as The Hole in the Wall, to be their king. He was a right and just king. He kissed babies, cut ribbons, and most importantly, kicked mice in the shins. A treaty was signed that day between the fairies of the lab and Shadow. If the fairy army agreed to help Shadow in his time of need, Shadow would offer them protection and Cheeze-Nips. And the fairies loved their Cheeze-Nips very much...

 

[Hidden_Love]

That was hillarious Akuma!! haha, shadow and his evil lab, that was great!

 

[~WildRoseCowgirl~]

Hmmm I gotta think of one, twon't be as imaginative though! Good job Nick!

 

[Ninjitsu14]

I wasn't that evil,and my lab isn't evil,I was going to shrink an apple that day,And I did NOT try to cut you open!

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 2:A Visit For Shadow
Shadow was playing a playful fight with his friend Chris(also known as Unnumbered Son in the CB)They blasted each other,but were always quick to get back on the offensive.Then,it happened.A User by the name of Frail came into the CB.He noticed Chris and Shadow had used many moves and attacks from a show known as"Dragon Ball Z"which triggered something in Frail's mind.Frail went on a rampage,stomping about the CB,and criticizing Chris and Shadow.Shadow asked"look man,why are you bashing us because we're playing something?".Chris nodded,and so did Akuma and Buddy(Lnkprk2004)Frail went on another rampage,screaming and cussing people(luckily blocked by astricks)Chris and Buddy told everyone to go into temporary lurk mode,while Shadow kept Frail distracted,Chris(and other inhabitants of the CB)called mods.infact,4 mods showed up.Frail was Struck by Banishment Lightning,and Chris and Shadow were declared"Heroes of the CB"for a day.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

kinda on the short side,but oh well

 

[~WildRoseCowgirl~]

I think they were supposed to be funny and nice shadow....

 

[Ninjitsu14]

I guess I'll be known as"The Evil One"forever more....

 

[Akuma]

*clapclapclapclapclapclap*

 

[faith by day]

awwwwwww im sooooo proud....... *sniff sniff*

 

[Ninjitsu14]

yes,they were.I forgot.....

 

[~WildRoseCowgirl~]

hehe, sorry i didna mena to sound mean... I'm sorry...

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 3:Shadow's Permanent Record:
Shadow happily chatted with Buddy and Jo,Buddy,being his flirtacious self,was running into people.Shadow laughed,and rolled his eyes,and jumped in the CB Pool.People popped in and out that day,staying long enough to chat for awhile.Then,it happened.A user by the name of Casper1 stepped into the CB,rambling to SAP how long he'd been on.Shadow was cheerful already,and said "hi" and ed at casper.Casper responded rudely with a "Hello,Newbie"unlike the time with Frail,no one supported Shadow.Everyone stepped into a semi-lurk,and it seemed no mods were there.Shadow responded with a "I'm not a newbie,I've been here for quite a while people say".Casper grunted,and continued to call Shadow names such as"Little One"and"Obnoxious".Shadow felt all of his friends in the CB turned on him,including******(names covered in astricks to protect the innocent).Shadow called a mod,and a mod showed up.Shadow's mother got on and explained the situation.Casper1 called Shadow names such as "Momma's Boy" and"Baby"while his mom manned the computer.Then....the unthinkable happened

Shadow was given a unofficial warning for"Trolling"and"saying his mom was talking to the mod at that area"

Shadow felt betrayed,and didn't go to the ChatBox for 3 days because he felt betrayed


And I still do.

 

[~WildRoseCowgirl~]

Poor Shadow.... *cries for Shadow*

 

[Akuma]

While I appreciate your character development, I still expect a funny one from you shadow.
You are quiet a humorous person, you know.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

thxs.....

 

[Ninjitsu14]

I am a humourous person,but when MY or MY FRIENDS are getting attacked,I get serious.

 

[~WildRoseCowgirl~]

I hope I'm consodered one of your friends, your a force to be reckoned with!

 

[Hidden_Love]

lol shadow! nice stories

well, here's my story.

Chapter 4
Hidden Entrance by Hidden_Love
Hidden_Love had always been a shy girl, keeping to herself when becoming a newbie. Christian Forums had intruiged her since the first time she heard about it, and couldn't wait to start chatting. Being the inexpeirienced newbie that Hidden was, she just lurked in the corners of the CB, waiting to be noticed. Hidden tried to join in conversations many times, but felt lost and confused. Until one day a very nice lady named White Dove magicly appeared. Hidden was dangling her feet in the CB pool, trying to look like a regular, when suddenly she was soaked form head to toe! Hidden_Love whipped around, quiet confused. Why would any one do that to her? Laughter erupted from the person behind her and the person smiled.

"Hi!" The Person giggled mischeiviously, hands full of water baloons. "I'm White Dove!" The-Person-Called-White-Dove suddenly grew another hand and reached for the popcorn bowl on the CB couch.

Hidden_Love stared, but managed a quiet "Hi" before popcorn was in her hair.

White Dove just laughed again, and waited expectantly.

"Oh!" Hidden_Love started. "I'm sorry. I'm Hidden_Love." Feeling like her real self, Hidden smiled a charming, yet equzlly mischeivious smile before scooping water from the pool and soaked the shocked White Dove. "Nice to meet you too!"

White Dove giggled and offered a hand to help Hidden_Love up. Hidden accepted and was relieved that their was no hidden buzzer, or water spraying flower. "Come on HL, I'll show you around!"

After that, Hidden_Love and White Dove exchanged in many cyber-pillow-fights, and water balloon madness. And even-gasp!-food fights! WD and HL had much fun together for the first month Hidden was at CF. Now they only see each other on rare occasions, but friendly pillows still fly wherever their giggles are found.
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Sighhhh. Doesn't it just make ya all warm and fuzzy inside? lol, okay, it was lame, but I'll write funny ones with lots of other people laters!