An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of religious service when she was startled by an
intruder.
As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
("Turn from your sin and be baptized")
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had
done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an
AX and two 38's!"
evening of religious service when she was startled by an
intruder.
As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
("Turn from your sin and be baptized")
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had
done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an
AX and two 38's!"
