There was a boy who went to the pet store and bought a parrot. He wanted his parrot to talk so he took it to a animal specialist. After a couple weeks of trying, the specialist just shook his head and said, "I've tried for weeks but the parrot won't talk. I'm sorry."
The boy replied "Oh baloney!" and left.
After that, he and his parrot went swimming with some of his friends. At least the boy went swimming. One guy, who couldn't swim, fell in. The boys were shouting "Get a rope and pull him out! Get a rope and pull him out!" The boy finally got to the side and was fine.
The next day, the parrot and the boy went to a carnival and were attracted to the hawkers shouting, "Hit a big one win a prize! Hit a big one, win a prize!" He had lots of fun and went home tired.
On Sunday, he went to be baptized. The pastor asked him seriously, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
The boy replied, "Yes, I do."
Then the parrot said, "Oh baloney!"
The pastor frowned and said, "Shhh, the devil is below us."
'To which the parrot said, "Get a rope and pull him out, get a rope and pull him out!"
Then the pastor, now quite angry, attempted to throw a book at the parrot. Of course, the parrot ducked and the book smacked a very fat lady, and the parrot said, "Hit a big one, win a prize!"
The boy replied "Oh baloney!" and left.
After that, he and his parrot went swimming with some of his friends. At least the boy went swimming. One guy, who couldn't swim, fell in. The boys were shouting "Get a rope and pull him out! Get a rope and pull him out!" The boy finally got to the side and was fine.
The next day, the parrot and the boy went to a carnival and were attracted to the hawkers shouting, "Hit a big one win a prize! Hit a big one, win a prize!" He had lots of fun and went home tired.
On Sunday, he went to be baptized. The pastor asked him seriously, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
The boy replied, "Yes, I do."
Then the parrot said, "Oh baloney!"
The pastor frowned and said, "Shhh, the devil is below us."
'To which the parrot said, "Get a rope and pull him out, get a rope and pull him out!"
Then the pastor, now quite angry, attempted to throw a book at the parrot. Of course, the parrot ducked and the book smacked a very fat lady, and the parrot said, "Hit a big one, win a prize!"
