The Blood and Fire Drop-In

[elm0]

We're probably going looking at a few places tomorrow, hopefully put in an application too. We've seen a few that look OK from the outside, just gotta get keys to see inside.

 

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

for you two!

Oh yeah - googled your name (from the women in ministry discussion) and came up with a professional dog walker who ended up paying off a mortgage as a result!

Be nice if that was you! Might even ask for a loan!

Sasch

 

[elm0]

I'm surprised that's all you came up with.

 

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

oh it wasn't the only one - just the most interesting (so far)...

Haven't done the nickname tho - although it's fun playing with the cyber Elm0 toy on Elm0s website!

Sasch

ps. I have to tell you about the CUTEST Elm0 toy I saw in Toyworld the other day - it sings this cute little song saying 'Elm0 loves you, elm0 thinks you are the best friend in the whole wide world!' - was thinking Mrs Elm0 might like it!

 

[elm0]

Well it's our 1st anniversary in 4 weeks

 

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

wow that's a scary thought - the year went too fast...

Before you know it, it'll be your 3rd wedding anniversary and I'll probably be begging Bek to do my wedding coordination!

Congrats guys (just in case something happens and my brain goes squewiff and forgetful again!)...

 

[elm0]

And you'll be repaying us by babysitting

 

[elm0]

*Grabs a cuppa, and a TIM TAM!!* Chocolate covered goodness!! Where did they come from? Someone very nice is leaving chocky bickies for us.

 

[elm0]

I earned me a promotion here on CF. I'm now a soldier!

*Keeps practising his flag twirling in the corner*

 

[Andy Broadley]

Congrats on the promotion. And go easy on the flag twirling, you'll have somebodys eye out.

 

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

Anytime, Elm0, anytime... B will probably be praying it'll cure my cluckiness!

Oh yeah, and them thar flags are dangerous - I only needed one week of teaching Sunbeams to teach me that!

Sasch

 

[Andy Broadley]

One of those earth shattering revelations has just come my way a few minutes ago.


Here I am, born and bred in the City of Hull, talking daily with half the population of Brisbane, and guess which subject has totally not been talked about at all ? One which is dear to the hearts of residents of both towns.


Any guesses ?

 

[someone_else]

Food?????

 

[Andy Broadley]

No, guess again

 

[someone_else]

i have no idea

 

[InTheFlame]

Water?

 

[elm0]

Um, I'm gonna have to pass on this one.

 

[Abiel]

Felling a bit silly today, so heres a silly story...you are not going to like this....in fact I'm leaving the building before you even read it


A frog walks into a bank and goes up to the counter. he looks up at the cashier and can see from her name badge that her name is Patricia Whack. The frog says 'Please can I have a loan of £10,000 so that I can go on holiday'.

The cashier understandably looks a little taken aback, so the frog says 'It's OK, my name is Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger and he knows the manager well'.

The cashier asks the frog if he can provide any collatoral for the loan, and the frog produces a small porcelain elephant from his pocket and states that he will use it as security for the loan.

By now the cashier is totally nonplussed and goes through to see the manager, relates the frogs story to him, shows him the small elephant and asks what it is and what she should do.

The manager replies....

'It's a niknak, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone'



Sorry



I won't give up my day job just yet

This is the funniest joke I have heard today!

 

[Abiel]

Thought I might make you all lunch today.

First Course: Pot Noodle.

 

[elm0]

I just had Mongolian Lamb with rice, followed by Mint Choc icecream with maltesers and cookie dough mixed in. Pot noodles sounds like a wonderful third course though