The Barnraising

[@@Paul@@]

lol... yuck!!

I can't even top that... I'm speachless

 

[ZiSunka]

I have a little too much imagination?

 

[@@Paul@@]

I have a little too much imagination?

NO!! I don't have enough!!

OK, i'll try...

The best fear factor would be if they handcuffed the contestants, placed them in a barrel (which was sprayed by a skunk) after eating 24 raw oysters and rolled then down a grassy hill into a small pond full of dead squids and made them dive for the handcuff key to escape while playing "Eye of the Tiger"!!!​

 

[ZiSunka]

That's GOOD!

How about if they made them take the SAT with their feet in a bucket of frozen dead squids while listening to Nirvana's entire collection turned up full blast.

 

[Bizzlebin Imperatoris]

Wow! Why?

As Lollard said, I think I'm going Orthodox. I'll be around CF still, I just won't be smashing people in debates as much (Untill I learn my new theology, that is )

 

[ZiSunka]

As Lollard said, I think I'm going Orthodox. I'll be around CF still, I just won't be smashing people in debates as much (Untill I learn my new theology, that is )

Have fun and don't forget your friends in B/A!

 

[Bizzlebin Imperatoris]

Oh indeed. It has been quite a journey already! I'll be around here now and then, don't worry

 

[SumTinWong]

OK, i'll try...

Okay, this is beginning to be a grosser than gross thread.

All contestants must carry Richard Simmons on their back as they tip toe through a field of broken glass, with one foot tied to a rabid blind badger named Ted, while drinking warm buzzard puss from a straw, all while listening to William Shatners new album.

Beat that!

 

[SumTinWong]

As Lollard said, I think I'm going Orthodox. I'll be around CF still, I just won't be smashing people in debates as much (Untill I learn my new theology, that is )

Well have a great trip, and don't forget about us little folk

 

[ZiSunka]

Okay, this is beginning to be a grosser than gross thread.

All contestants must carry Richard Simmons on their back as they tip toe through a field of broken glass, with one foot tied to a rabid blind badger named Ted, while drinking warm buzzard puss from a straw, all while listening to William Shatners new album.

Beat that!

There is NO WAY to beat that! I bow to the master.

 

[Bizzlebin Imperatoris]

Well have a great trip, and don't forget about us little folk

No, don't worry. You've all been quite helpful. If I wasn't an anabaptist and hadn't come to this site, I wouldn't even know about Orthodoxy yet

 

[@@Paul@@]

Okay, this is beginning to be a grosser than gross thread.

All contestants must carry Richard Simmons on their back as they tip toe through a field of broken glass, with one foot tied to a rabid blind badger named Ted, while drinking warm buzzard puss from a straw, all while listening to William Shatners new album.

Beat that!

LOL... I don't think i can!! carry Richard Simmons on their backs??

Pagan holiday theme:

All contestants must put on bunny suite filled with mayonnaise and run through a corn maze with a floor lined with dead cockroaches while looking for and collecting as many hidden rotten easter eggs as they can find...

Upon completion contestants must eat as many eggs as possible in 2 min. while listening to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by John Tesh.​

I still think you're the grosser than gross winner!!!

 

[SumTinWong]

LOL... I don't think i can!! carry Richard Simmons on their backs??

Pagan holiday theme:

All contestants must put on bunny suite filled with mayonnaise and run through a corn maze with a floor lined with dead cockroaches while looking for and collecting as many hidden rotten easter eggs as they can find...

Upon completion contestants must eat as many eggs as possible in 2 min. while listening to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by John Tesh.​

I still think you're the grosser than gross winner!!!

The only thing that would have made that better would be if you had made the cockroaches alive. Not our sissy cockroaches but those hissing ones from India. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I always thought they ought to change the title of that show to stupid factor or gross factor. Who could be afraid on that show?

I saw one show one day that had at the very end people having to go out on a ten foot pole that was extended out over a building that must have been twenty stories high. All they had to do was shimmy out there grab a flag and come back. You would think that would be scary right? WRONG!!! First of all they were harnessed so that if they fell, big deal, they swing around for ten seconds. Where is the danger in that? No danger, no fear.

My idea, had they followed my armchair remarks would have been as follows:

1. Lose the harness. If you think you may fall, you may be scared. If you cannot do without the harness, then let it be a bungy cord with a shark tank at the bottom of cord. Talk about scary eh?
2. Grease the pole in various spots without telling them where. Crisco would work good, and could be hidden from view.
3. Have the complete hit of Culture Club be blaring in the background. "Do you really want to hurt me,...." Better yet have Boy George on the other end of the pole with the flag in his mouth.
4. Have one of the other contestants start sawing the pole the minute they leave the building. When they are halfway back give them an electric saw, and watch the fun!

Anyway these are just some of my ideas.

By the way I do not think eating bull testicles to be a scary thing I think it is disgusting. If they want it to be fearful leave them on the bull.

 

[Moma E]

just a test..computer has been down

 

[SumTinWong]

Message recieved

 

[ZiSunka]

The only thing that would have made that better would be if you had made the cockroaches alive. Not our sissy cockroaches but those hissing ones from India. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I always thought they ought to change the title of that show to stupid factor or gross factor. Who could be afraid on that show?

I saw one show one day that had at the very end people having to go out on a ten foot pole that was extended out over a building that must have been twenty stories high. All they had to do was shimmy out there grab a flag and come back. You would think that would be scary right? WRONG!!! First of all they were harnessed so that if they fell, big deal, they swing around for ten seconds. Where is the danger in that? No danger, no fear.

My idea, had they followed my armchair remarks would have been as follows:

1. Lose the harness. If you think you may fall, you may be scared. If you cannot do without the harness, then let it be a bungy cord with a shark tank at the bottom of cord. Talk about scary eh?
2. Grease the pole in various spots without telling them where. Crisco would work good, and could be hidden from view.
3. Have the complete hit of Culture Club be blaring in the background. "Do you really want to hurt me,...." Better yet have Boy George on the other end of the pole with the flag in his mouth.
4. Have one of the other contestants start sawing the pole the minute they leave the building. When they are halfway back give them an electric saw, and watch the fun!

Anyway these are just some of my ideas.

By the way I do not think eating bull testicles to be a scary thing I think it is disgusting. If they want it to be fearful leave them on the bull.

Wow! Were you antisocial in a previous life?

I guess we can all come up with a better show than the one they've got, if NBC's lawyers can get past the liability issues.

 

[@@Paul@@]

just a test..computer has been down

It worked! Cool!! Does that mean i don't have to fix it anymore??

 

[@@Paul@@]

My idea, had they followed my armchair remarks would have been as follows:

1. Lose the harness. If you think you may fall, you may be scared. If you cannot do without the harness, then let it be a bungy cord with a shark tank at the bottom of cord. Talk about scary eh?
2. Grease the pole in various spots without telling them where. Crisco would work good, and could be hidden from view.
3. Have the complete hit of Culture Club be blaring in the background. "Do you really want to hurt me,...." Better yet have Boy George on the other end of the pole with the flag in his mouth.
4. Have one of the other contestants start sawing the pole the minute they leave the building. When they are halfway back give them an electric saw, and watch the fun!

Anyway these are just some of my ideas.

By the way I do not think eating bull testicles to be a scary thing I think it is disgusting. If they want it to be fearful leave them on the bull.

That is simply amazing!!! (tears of Joy)


leave the testicles on the bull!!

 

[Moma E]

It worked! Cool!! Does that mean i don't have to fix it anymore??

don't you wish!... But here is the real test after you came and fixed it last night...so hold your breath.

 

[Moma E]

Thank you, Thank you Thank you Good job ...
I am back.. I have missed you all!