First of all a note.... I am not partial to any religion I just thought this was a humorous joke....please dont' take offense to it.
A baptist preacher wanted to get a dog that would really stand out. He wanted a baptist dog. So he prayed and asked God to send one to him. One day he met a man with a dog for sale. THe man said the dog was a baptist Dog. To prove this he said "Rover go fetch the bible". SO rover did. "wow" the preacher said. "what else can he do?" So the man said "rover Psalm 91" and the dog useing his paw turned all the pages to Psalm 91. and continuing on every scripture that the man spoke of the dog would turn to. THe preacher being soo amazed said"I'll take him!!"
Later that week the preacher had some members of his congregation over to meet this amazing baptist dog. The members were astounded when they saw the dog fetch the bible and even more flabberghasted when the Dog actually turned to the scriptures. The one of the church members asked "does the dog do any normal tricks?" Puzzled the preacher said"I don't know? Rover Heel" So the dog jumped up on the preacher put it's paw on the preachers forehead and barked. the preacher yelled out "He's not a baptist Dog he's a pentecostal!!"
A baptist preacher wanted to get a dog that would really stand out. He wanted a baptist dog. So he prayed and asked God to send one to him. One day he met a man with a dog for sale. THe man said the dog was a baptist Dog. To prove this he said "Rover go fetch the bible". SO rover did. "wow" the preacher said. "what else can he do?" So the man said "rover Psalm 91" and the dog useing his paw turned all the pages to Psalm 91. and continuing on every scripture that the man spoke of the dog would turn to. THe preacher being soo amazed said"I'll take him!!"
Later that week the preacher had some members of his congregation over to meet this amazing baptist dog. The members were astounded when they saw the dog fetch the bible and even more flabberghasted when the Dog actually turned to the scriptures. The one of the church members asked "does the dog do any normal tricks?" Puzzled the preacher said"I don't know? Rover Heel" So the dog jumped up on the preacher put it's paw on the preachers forehead and barked. the preacher yelled out "He's not a baptist Dog he's a pentecostal!!"
