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HannibalFlavius

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Banning everyone for the simple reason that I never got banned so I can do that :p

Banned for puting a toilet plunger on Santa's head.
Banned for having a Light saber in your left hand, who do you think you are? Princess Leah?

Banned for having a rainbow of stars in yo hair, and what is this with the standing upon the waters, and the harp in the background when ye are neither the harp player who plays and teaches the 144 their song that nobody can hear but them. Nor are you the hearer of the song, BANNED!

You are not banned for being Canadian, But I will have to contact the N.S.A. since you are from a country of...........well, I should say, but be forewarned. The missals are flying, Praise God, Praise God, The missals are flying, praise God praise God.

Santa will not help your terrorize the saints just because you put a sword in his hand, and a toilet plunger of blue upon his head.


And so you are banned, and If I see you back in in the next 7 days, OH BOY are you gonna get it.

Oh boy, you are in trouble!

That red lipstick and big blue eyes will not save you this time miss.

Good try though.

Your banned.
 
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HannibalFlavius

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banned because the N.S.A is being monitored now and wouldn't look after a gal as pretty as she is. :p

Banned for not knowing the enemies.

Maybe you are an operative, maybe I need to call the N.S.A. on you, say ,'' Boot.''

Your so banned, whatchout that I don't catch you in here within 7 days, cause you know whats gonna happen then, my little candy cake, Don't make me go all Christopher Walken on you, I can see the future.
 
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banned for using a person I never heard of to prove a point.

banned because I don't like candy or cake nor am I little.

banned for now being watched by the N.S.A (me- muwahahahaha)
 
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banned for using a person I never heard of to prove a point.

banned because I don't like candy or cake nor am I little.

banned for now being watched by the N.S.A (me- muwahahahaha)



:hypno::waaah::bigeye:

I am having a vision, Oh yes, I see it now.

Tomorrow you will get out of bed and head into the kitchen to make coffee, and then it will happen.


You are going to forget to put the pot back under the filter to catch the coffee, and the coffee will make the floor slippery and you wont realize it, and that's when it will happen.

You will slip, and begin to fall and on your way down, you hit the table with your head and the vase sitting there is going to fall, and then it will happen.

You will remember me telling you of the broken vase, and you wont know if you did it just because I told you it was going to happen.

You will be confused, and that's when it will happen.

You will hear my voice saying,'' THe Vase Is GOING TO BREAK!.

THE VASE IS GOING TO BREAK!

And then it will happen, you will be banned.
 
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HannibalFlavius

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banned because I work third shift and get into bed in the morning. so ha!!!! nor do I own a coffee pot or a vase.

Banned for speaking in a mocking way to your betters, Mam, I will have you know that I am Hannibal Flavius, you will respect my authori Tie

From this moment hence, I shall call you,'' Leeloo.''

You are banned from being Lily00.
 
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Banned for sharing your username with a Hostess snack cake (even though it's not spelled exactly the same).

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