The 3 word story thread....

[wunnerful]

was quite fond............

 

[psalms 91]

of tea and

 

[bill'swife]

drank it every

 

[If Not For Grace]

day at two.

 

[fitmom]

The phone rang...

 

[If Not For Grace]

Thank God it

 

[fitmom]

left a message...

 

[mheffernen5]

So I could

 

[brinny]

prepare to skip

 

[mheffernen5]

government class so

 

[New_Found_Faith]

I could go...

 

[wunnerful]

to the meeting........

 

[bill'swife]

on time. Then

 

[wunnerful]

they suddenly realized

 

[If Not For Grace]

Sarah was waiting

 

[brinny]

oh so patiently

 

[bill'swife]

for her car

 

[If Not For Grace]

to be returned

 

[mheffernen5]

to the rightful

 

[wunnerful]

The 3 word story thread....




Lets tell a story 3 words at a time and see how far it goes........
no more than 3 words to a post
the only banned phrase is "The End"

So here goes----

Once upon a................................

there was a land with very little milk around the king when he wanted it. Would call for more milk because it helped him with the gout His Queen would roam through the lonely forest with a jug in her hand and a kangaroo's pouch on her back She would always........... make sure that the jug was fastened securely to Her hip pouch at all times. [period] take a breath The King would........... tie his shoes differently when it............... the night sets on the weary troubled kingdom souls. [period] lol. Later in the evening, clouds gathered and soon, the rain began to fall with a fury. [period] Lo and behold, SUDDENLY there appeared a rather large.......... ominous looking, knight who was struggling with his armor. [period] It was so, tight that he used oil to open it up. So, he opened chest armor first and then he squirted a few drops of oil in his feet [period]. He bent down and picked up a wrapped package that was addressed to the one he loved dearly but couldn't tell He sighed deeply. [period] What would he, tell his friends, About the package, when they heard it was sensitive, They were very humorous in the way they responded and were jumping and hooting at the big ole yellow ribbon on the package's top. [period] The courageous Knight......... began singing loudly and very off-key to drown out the sound of the rolling thunder. (end of sentence) It was very nice to know his friends are the sort of fasting and praying that everyone needs. (period) Meanwhile back at.......... the kingdom, where my lovely apartment was being redecorated the painter had................ fallen ill so, I decided to..... try to redecorate... the apartment myself [period] He turned around, when suddenly a.. flashing bright light appeared all around , inside the light.. I saw a... small creature that an elf took for a ride over to the local grocery store. [period] Outside the store, I tripped and fell face first, onto the pavement [period] What was that (108) thing on the edge of the road? After standing there for a while, there come what seemed like red, and yellow birds flying around.... just over the horizon straight towards castle on the riverbank opposite him. [period] Over the mountain, into a dungheap which had a rather offensive odor , then he stopped. [period], The next day, the knight decided

he would try and find his good faithful horse. (period) He had last season, and lost and became depressed when his horse ran into the evil, ugly, heathen dark forest. (Period) Later that same day he thought about whether or not he had remembered (141) to feed his iguana, and his baby lamb too! The next day, which was friday.......... was a dark, day for him. (period) He stumbled about praying for strength, feeling totally depressed he asked God for His help to find the answer.(period) An angel appeared and said went before him to get the air out of the way. The knight found his spirit was downcast for the lovely maiden that was pledged to marry the ugly ogre .(period) Meanwhile back at the friendly farm

they decided to butcher a cow. But, couldn't find cows anywhere. Suddenly, through the clearing, a goat jumped into the pile of whatzits name.. .(period) After all that, the King said let the party ! ! ! commence to rockin' .(period) In the background, the queen was fixing her crown, while dancing with the young knight. The whole room looks around and and in unison start to sing.(period) They all sounded.......... like a chior, of 1000 people.(period) Alas it was getting to be late so they didn't waste any time to get the presents out. After that they went over to the other side see Morgendorff, the very green elf who without warning turned an amazing blinking, multicolored hue into an ordinary puddle of goo. The Queen who suddenly ran across (210) a long narrow road, that led her to Nowheresville where she met Sam the merry....... . The son of, a very distinguished and noted evangelist who happened also to be with, a gifted musician. So together they........... went to the main court and found all the kingdom people waiting for them to start a new.... dance.(period) They began to approach the dance floor when, suddenly there was a very loud bang. They looked but could only raise their hands because there was a man there, who insisted on combing my hair with an oversized toothbrush. I screamed Watch it Buster and ran over, my dog with a chariot that gleamed like gold. Finally, when the King noticed me, a small bonfire become large and IN CHarge then consumed everything in one giant bite. About that time something weird happened, they both saw, something large approaching and they were rather glad because it turned around.(period) It was just Walmart was closing in the entire kingdom. There would area so there were 5 minutes before the doors, of Walmart closed. Must've been Christmastime when the first people noticed that all was not right. Suddenly the Prince saw his life flash before his eyes when a gibbering monkey bit him on the right knee. He fainted melodramatically into a heap of golden hay!!! Everyone was so thrilled that they jumped for joy. The royal family ordered everyone to pick up a BOLD RED MARKER and draw a........ and proceed to the inner court of cosmetic dentistry. Soon with all............. the attention going in one direction for a time even if short was very disconcerting. Whitening his teeth... he looked out across the vast shoe department hoping beyond hope that, she could buy at least one, or the other at which time she had the good fortune to bump into George. He was amazed............. to find that all the people were now seated in the arena. His new shoes.. were too tight...... and hurt very much. It was strange to know that the one person who could help was now at the bottom of the well. The town folk, who were rather......... odd, decided they would start to.......... help him from his rather unusual problem. They all gathered together realizing that noone knew where they left exactly how this story's plot would reveal the true meaning of Christmas. Later, back with the King, Queen........... and Prince, they all were surprised................ to find a ....... frog had jumped into the punch. The next day early in the morning another frog assasin killed the jumped next to the frog and wet your feet. If only they would believe his mom and dad because they knew the real story. After they went going up to the top of GOD's holy Mountain where they could see, all of Israel someone sneezed loudlyGod bless you Thank you very much, I say This will explode. Got to get A basket of red,hot flaming hotdogs on A bun filled with mustard and relish . Then they will fill their plates with every kind condiment available. Oh.. To take home and wash outAll the candy in the world will make you sit down and read a book. Dear parents/guardians, I would like ..... to inform you that all bananas are not always honest engines, regretfully some bananas are are only yellow......... but they couldn't stay that way They decided to order small mailboxes to show everyone the way to the school library to borrow some Colon cleansing fiber. and to learn how to make fishcakes with fibre. But alas they couldn't find any fiberous fish. So they made pants. Next on the list of todo's, was the most agreeable task of the coming of completing pell grant to attend college. Selecting a Major and important cow were foremost on the archduke's mind. Just then, a(n) brilliant and multicolored coat walked by looking for a can of beans. to throw at anyone lurking around in the shadows. It was not........ such a good idea. Alas, Judy it appears that rain will spoil the entire row of green beans. Too bad, because the royal family was quite fond............ of tea and drank it every day at two. The phone rang... Thank God it left a message... So I could government class so I could go... to the meeting........ on time. Then they suddenly realized Sarah was waiting oh so patiently for her car to be returned to the rightful