One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a
desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is
something wrong?"
"Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story
is in the Old Testament or New Testament!"
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Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a
Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on
their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small
grandchildren, observing, "The Pilgrim children liked to go
to church with their mothers and fathers."
"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "so why is their dad
carrying that rifle?"
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Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands
of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And
then they discover that once a year is way too often.
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desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is
something wrong?"
"Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story
is in the Old Testament or New Testament!"
---
Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a
Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on
their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small
grandchildren, observing, "The Pilgrim children liked to go
to church with their mothers and fathers."
"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "so why is their dad
carrying that rifle?"
---
Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands
of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And
then they discover that once a year is way too often.
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For a print friendly copy of joke (click here)
