Thanksgiving Jokes

[J4Jesus]

 

[J4Jesus]

Q. What does a blond use to stuff a turkey?

A. Her least favorite dress.

...dressing !

 

[Questioning Christian]

Q. Why did the Charismatic spend Thanksgiving running around outside for twelve hours in the freezing rain to catch cold, flu, and pneumonia?

A. Because God told him to!

 

[J4Jesus]

 

[J4Jesus]

 

[J4Jesus]

 

[J4Jesus]

And for those of you who have a GREEN thumb.....


HaPpY ThAnKsGiViNg

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

Happy Thanks giving!! Yanks!!

 

[J4Jesus]

Yanks huh? Not me!

 

[Tenebrae]

Yanks huh? Not me!

Its what the rest of the world calls americans, many people call new zealanders kiwis, english "poms", australians, Ozzies etc, you get the picture

 

[J4Jesus]

Its what the rest of the world calls americans, many people call new zealanders kiwis, english "poms", australians, Ozzies etc, you get the picture

I thought an american said it, which would be Yankees---northeast..

Kiwis? I LOVE kiwis LOL , Just kidding

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

Yanks huh? Not me!

Well, feds too, then!?!