...the President's Air Force I jet came streaking out of the clouds towards Brownie (the evil owl) carrying Helicopter (the evil pot-bellied pig) in his talons, then.....
...attempting world domination as a talking pot-bellied pig is the SECOND most evil act of pure evilness that he has ever heard of (the MOST evil act being the theft of first-place medals by second-place losers. but that's another story, and another thread). So the prez and the pot-bellied pig....
...they might be slow and steady, but they win the race. BUT they still LOSE at posting the FINAL POST in the final post forums. So the turtle taught Helicopter the secret of....
But there was a downiside to the special dance. It caused jet puffed marshmellows to deflate. Which was a fair deal or so Helicopter thought, but that was before......