Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last!

[ZooMom]

Noses?

LOL

 

[stivvy]

Stivvy wears stockings...


the lacy kind.

I think by the pattern here, you all have the wrong impression of me....

Noses?

LOL

Sure, you mean everyone doesn't have noses? Oh, my mommy lied to me.....

ZooMom saves all her earwax in a jar under her bed.

 

[ZooMom]

stivvy opens soda cans with his teeth.



So as not to mar his manicure.

 

[stivvy]

ZooMom uses aftershave.....on her face....after she shaves....

 

[ZooMom]

stivvy has 'I feel pretty' from West Side Story as his ringtone.

 

[tadoflamb]

stivvy has 'I feel pretty' from West Side Story as his ringtone.

That is brutal!

 

[stivvy]

ZooMom was a linebacker for the steelers in the 1978 Superbowl.

 

[ZooMom]

I was 7 years old in '78.

Go me!


Stivvy bears a striking resemblance to Orville Redenbacher.

 

[BillH]

ZooMom has a crush on Orville Redenbacher.

 

[ZooMom]

Bill wanted to play the sadistic dentist in a local production of 'Little Shop of Horrors'.

 

[tadoflamb]

Zoomom sells indulgences.

 

[Avatar]

tadoflamb once had an embarassing incident involving a hamster and a monster truck.

 

[TamaraLynne]

Avatar is hiding elvis at home and they eat spam together

 

[Avatar]

Avatar is hiding elvis at home and they eat spam together

No, we post spam together.

TamaraLynne was suspected by the FBI of being the unabomber.

 

[living4myjesus]

Avatar is so handsome
lol!!lol!!lol!lol

 

[stivvy]

kathlyn13 bid on used toenails on Ebay.

 

[Sisof8]

Kathlyn is really a 47 year old man from Des Moine, IA who owns a pig named Clarabelle. Clarabelle is the soul heir to the 1.7 million dollar fortune.

 

[Da_Funkey_Gibbon]

Is only a sis of 7!!!! :o

 

[The Princess Bride]

D_F_G sells rats on E-bay.

 

[BAFRIEND]

D_F_G sells rats on E-bay.

The Princess Bride
is the reason why smileys are yellow .

You see, smileys are actually snowballs... but the Princess Bride likes eating yellow snow.