Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[LittleLambofJesus]

colleen never shaves her legs or armpits

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[ChristianT]

colleen never shaves her legs or armpits

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LLoJ reinvented a classic game to illustrate the extremes of race and the "middle ground"

 

[Colleen1]

ChristianT puts dill pickles in his nose when he has a cold. He says it clears the sinuses.

 

[WarriorAngel]

Colleen has no sinuses, so she envies the pickle thing.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Eat my shorts

WA wears a different flavor of shorts everyday

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[WarriorAngel]

LLOJ has edible whole wardrobes. He especially worries when he wears the milk bone underwear.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

WA hunts down skunks to use their scent to make her own perfume

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[Eastern Drifter]

LLOJ frequently confuses the Virgin Mary with the pop singer Madonna.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

ED just signed on as a member of Joel Olsteens' church band

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[Eastern Drifter]

(Ow!)

LLOJ has lived in a Hobbit hole for most of his life.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

ED just completed his swim back across the Tiber to join forces with the Pope, using water wings blessed by him

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[Eastern Drifter]

(. . . Touche, Lamb. Touche...... )

LLOJ wears the socks of his defeated enemies, believing they will make him more powerful in battle.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

ED is still continueing his journey toward the East that he started at birth, so the sun never sets on him

 

[3rdHeaven]

LLOJ has his own line of Break Up Hallmark Greeting Cards..

one of my favorites of his..

Don't want you blue, but I have to be true,

I'm not saying it's you, but I know it's not me

 

[brokenandhumbled]

roses are red violets are blue
3rdHeaven likes gingernuts
dipped in wallpaper glue

 

[Montalban]

brokenandhumbled tried for the Miss West Virginia pagent

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban wearing Oreos for earrings.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 has announced her engagement to Justin Beiber

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban wraps his whole body in gauze regularly hoping he'll one day burst forth as a butterfly.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 lists her hobbies as 'shadow puppets', 'knife sharpening', and 'tennis'.