Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[iLogos]

sadly dfw69 forgets when his birthday is and how old he is, thankfully the nursing home allows him some computer time

(Happy B-Day)

 

[Montalban]

Computers? iLogos has one that's so old, it's steam-powered!

 

[iLogos]

Montalban was a motivation speaker for Schizophrenics until he told them to listen to the little voice inside them!

 

[Montalban]

Hey that's not funny. I had a mentally ill friend who was attacked by a bi-polar bear

iLogos believes they are listening to his thoughts

 

[Eastern Drifter]

Montalban secretly wishes he were a Hare Krishna practitioner.

 

[Montalban]

Eastern Drifter drifts to the west

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Montalban was a motivation speaker for Schizophrenics until he told them to listen to the little voice inside them!

Monty often rubs a stautuette of the Pope because he thinks by doing that, it will bring him good luck

.

 

[Colleen1]

LLOJ uses the whole egg, shell and all, when he cooks and bakes. He claims it's great roughage. What's with this guy and his roughage???

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

colleen is confused on whether to cook an egg or chicken first

 

[Montalban]

LittleLambofJesus currently seeks tickets to an Offspring concert.

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban wears little kaleidoscopes as glasses. He says it makes the world a more interesting place.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 sings the Canadian national anthem My Heart Will Go On every morning

 

[brokenandhumbled]

Montalban has a black belt in origami and can give you a really nasty fold!

 

[Montalban]

brokenandhumbled starts soccer riots

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban sheers sheep with tweezers.

 

[Eastern Drifter]

Colleen1 has a debilitating phobia of butterflies and flowers.

We're here to help you through this, Colleen.

 

[Colleen1]

Eastern Drifter bathes in jello.

 

[Eastern Drifter]

Don't tell anyone. People will break into my home and try to eat it all, and I only have so much money in my Jell-O budget.

Colleen talks on her cell phone for 15 hours everyday.

 

[Colleen1]

Eastern Drifter uses honey for hair gel.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 has 1,034,043,003,039,583,932,561,063,383,934,993 unused frequent flyer points

she originally wanted to be known as Colleen1,034,043,003,039,583,932,561,063,383,934,993