Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[LittleLambofJesus]

Monty only allows Munchkins of the Lollipop Guild into his house

 

[Montalban]

LittleLambofJesus's ancestors pioneered the Ye-ha Valley in the north-east corner of south-western New Mexico

 

[youngdisciplectl3]

Montalban likes gigging frogs and putting them in his BLT's (BLTF)

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban' eyesight is so bad he dressed one morning and went out to work with his shirt on backwards. It wouldn't have been so bad except that his tie was on backwards too.

 

[Montalban]

I hid the fact by walking backwards to work.


Colleen1 travels once a year to Vegas to try the blackjack tables.

 

[Colleen1]

youngdisciplectl3 likes his pet dog so much he carries it around in a little baby pouch.

 

[Colleen1]

I hid the fact by walking backwards to work.


Colleen1 travels once a year to Vegas to try the blackjack tables.

hmm..seems i'm playing with 2 different people lol ^^^


Montalban meets me in Vegas and plays poker badly.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 thinks McDonals is a 'club' and tried to get a life-time membership

 

[Colleen1]

Hmm...I heard Montalban was already a member.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Monty turns his worn stinky socks inside out so he can wear them an xtra day before washing 'em

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[Montalban]

LittleLambofJesus' grand-father stormed the heights of Vicksburg. Unfortunately it was in 1938 and he'd been drinking.

 

[Montalban]

Hmm...I heard Montalban was already a member.

Not until they add 'road-kill' to the menu

 

[Colleen1]

LittleLambofJesus uses mayo to condition his hair, combs out the excess and uses it for his sandwich the next day...yum!

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 thought that a Rhodes Scholar was someone who went to school in Narragansett Bay

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Monty thinks Greyhound racing involves buses

 

[Montalban]

LittleLambofJesus sucks lemons

 

[Colleen1]

LittleLambofJesus sucks lemons

^^^ROFL

Montalban has LittleLambofJesus sucking lemons so he can spit the juice in a pitcher and make lemonade...I don't recommend trying it. I saw his false teeth floating in it one day.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Colleen swims in the Bay of Pigs because she thinks that is where the demon-possessed herd of swing drowned and she wants to feel extra spiritual.

 

[Colleen1]

Colleen swims in the Bay of Pigs because she thinks that is where the demon-possessed herd of swing drowned and she wants to feel extra spiritual.

Every time I swim in the Bay of Pigs I thank bbbbbbb for coming along with me.

 

[iLogos]

The truth is Colleen1 can't swim, she barely gets in to the water. She would make a nice swim suite model, if she only shaved!