Take Yatziv's Relgious Litmus test!

[Valid Name]

Hey Yatziv!

When do our test results come back? Did I pass?

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[simchat_torah]

After careful scrutiny, the class average was a 3.4 gpa

 

[Bain_Adaneth]

1.) christian
2.)half way through it
3.) don't go anymore
4.) different times for different days...night prayer is a must

5.) yes, but ...confused now

6.)not sure
7.) There's the Hebrew and then the Newtestament, ...don't know
8.) yepppp lots and lots and lots
9.) Only our Father knows
10.) don't know them

 

[Rabbi Cohen]

BS"D

This looks fun, nu...

1: What relgious label would you give yourself?
If I had to give myself a relgious label - I don't know...
But a "religious" label - Jewish (more specifically HaKohen).

2: Have you actually read the ENTIRE bible?
As bible is described here as the Christian Editions the Answer is - NO.
However, I seem to be able to get through the Torah every 12 months.

3: How many times a week do you go to a service?
Beizras Hashem, 7.

4: How many times a day do you pray?
You want me to count BH"M? (Maybe 8).

5: Do you believe in the doctrine of the Trinity?
NO, but I like the fact that there are two Reese's in each package.

6: Do you believe we are living in "End Times"
Chas v'Shalom! I am having a wonderful time.

7o you believe the Bible is infalliable?
Are we talking about the same Bible? - If Yes, then NO.

8: Do you have family members of a faith diffrent then yours?
NO.

9: Who do you think goes to heaven and who goes to hell?
I am certain that it depends on which day it is. But, generally I believe
that all Neshomos end up back with the Ein Sof.

10: Who do you think could run a marathon faster, Benny Hinn or Joyce Meyers?
This one is easy! -==== MOSHE RABBEINU ====-

Ziet Ale Gezundt!
R.Cohen

 

[Emileeh]

1: What relgious label would you give yourself?
( i.e Catholic,Christian,Orthodox Hindu,etc,etc )


non-denominational (Christian)

2: Have you actually read the ENTIRE bible?
( Bible = Christian rendition, KJV,NIV,etc )
No, but I'm working on it

3: How many times a week do you go to a service?
Once if I'm lucky...

4: How many times a day do you pray?
Contantly, I couldn't even give you a number

5: Do you believe in the doctrine of the Trinity?
No, I believe God and Jesus are seperate

6: Do you believe we are living in "End Times"
*SHRUGS* thats not something I'm worried about, as it states we don't know the day or the time.

7Do you believe the Bible is infalliable?
no

8: Do you have family members of a faith diffrent then yours?
I'm not sure, everyone "seems" to be Christian. They're different denominations though

9: Who do you think goes to heaven and who goes to hell?
There's different kinds of judgements Those who believe in Christ will be first, than so on and so forth. I think those who never believed at all, were evil ect go to hell.

10: Who do you think could run a marathon faster, Benny Hinn or Joyce Meyers?

Joyce Meyers

 

[Henaynei]

1: What religious label would you give yourself?

( i.e Catholic,Christian,Orthodox Hindu,etc,etc)

Messianic ger Toshav (never let it be said I was even shortr on pretentiousness!)

2: Have you actually read the ENTIRE bible?

yes

3: How many times a week do you go to a service?

no MJ or Jewish services within walking distance - legally and financially bound here for at least one more year

4: How many times a day do you pray?

at least 3 - usually more

5: Do you believe in the doctrine of the Trinity?

no no no (hmmm... does that make a trinity?)

6: Do you believe we are living in "End Times"

every day is more the end-times than yesterday was

7: Do you believe the Bible is infallible?

I believe the author of the bible is infallible, and that the original autographs were infallible. Not all translations are infallible, no

8: Do you have family members of a faith different then yours?

most of the members of my family are either indifferent agnostics or outright atheists/pantheists

9: Who do you think goes to heaven and who goes to hell?

"heaven" - those who choose to love G-d with all their heart, soul, mind, strength, wealth

"hell" - those who choose to not

10: Who do you think could run a marathon faster, Benny Hinn or Joyce Meyers?

any answer I gave, other than this, would be L'Shon HaRa

 

[The Taylor 310]

Shalom Yatziv!

1: What religious label would you give yourself?
> Christian

2: Have you actually read the ENTIRE Bible?
> yes and twice

3: How many times a week do you go to a service?
> 4 times every week

4: How many times a day do you pray?
> as often as i should

5: Do you believe in the doctrine of the Trinity?
> yes

6: Do you believe we are living in "End Times"
> yes

7: Do you believe the Bible is infalliable?
> absolutely

8: Do you have family members of a faith diffrent then yours?
> thankfully no!

9: Who do you think goes to heaven and who goes to hell?
> those who accept Jesus as their Saviour are welcomed to heaven whilst those who reject God's gift don't; as someone else said, "it aint up to me!"

10: Who do you think could run a marathon faster, Benny Hinn or Joyce Meyers?
> hahahahaha...

 

[BenTsion]

1 - Messianic Jew
2 - Yes
3 - 2-3
4 - Tough one. Perhaps 4-5
5 - Yes. Though some Messianic Jews have a problem with the word 'Trinity'
I personally believe our belief regarding the nature of G-d isn't very
different. Three persons, One G-d! (ADONAI ECHAD!)

6 - Absolutely!

7 - The original manuscripts? Absolutely! Our translations? I doubt it!

8 - Would 'Christians' be considered another faith, since the Messiah is the same?
I guess I'll just answer 'No' to that one!

9 - Those who welcome the Son in their hearts are saved.
As for those who reject Him, I'll leave it up to HaShem and Him alone to decide!

10 - Now that's too controversial. No comments!

 

[Big Mouth Nana]

1: What relgious label would you give yourself?
( i.e Catholic,Christian,Orthodox Hindu,etc,etc )
Christian; non-denominational


2: Have you actually read the ENTIRE bible?
( Bible = Christian rendition, KJV,NIV,etc )
Twice; KJV, Amplified


3: How many times a week do you go to a service?
Does TV count? I never grace the doorsteps of a church now. I've been disheartened by the "goings on" in churches, IE: affairs, lying etc.

4: How many times a day do you pray?
I praise more then pray.

5: Do you believe in the doctrine of the Trinity?
Definately!!!!!

6: Do you believe we are living in "End Times"
Look what it says under "site supporter", lol.

7o you believe the Bible is infalliable?
Yes.


8: Do you have family members of a faith diffrent then yours?
A few.

9: Who do you think goes to heaven and who goes to hell?
The ones that Have accepted Jesus as their saviour go to heaven. The ones who reject Him go to hell.

10: Who do you think could run a marathon faster, Benny Hinn or Joyce Meyers?
Probably Benny Hinn, since he is into excercize, and eating the right kinds of foods. It's like part of his religion now, which I don't go along with.