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Didn't Mary Poppins say this?
Seriously, I write this not out of disdain for the Catholic church for I love all fellow Christians and members of the bride of Christ but as a warning against a specific doctrine which is itself un-biblical....
From the depths and lofty heights
He catches a quarry in his sights.
Now descends the veritable Pterodactyl
His clutch a greedy reflex tactile
His catchs belly then he bites
In truth hes less a beaked Pteradon
Than jewler to the Tiarad Don
But No matter to his peaked prey
On the morrow they would pay
He sat down at the table where upon
Engorged with pils-and-pretzle-bloatus
Out the Indulgences, Tetzel wrote us.
Engaged by Albrecht and Pope Leo
Were we shaken-down by this Trio
Of This Dominican Quetzelcoatus?
But did paying this Gigantoraptor
Make a supererogation allocation any apter?
As soon as the coin in coffer rings
The soul at once to Heaven springs.'
Or was this trio taken-down by their Captor?
The most famous of Martin Luthers 95 Theses
'Those who believe that they can be certain of their salvation because they have indulgence letters will be eternally damned, together with their teachers.' (32) 'It is vain to trust in salvation by indulgence letters, even though the indulgence commissary, or even the Pope, were to offer his soul as security.' (52)
Based in part on 1 Peter: 18-19
'You know that you were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot.
Seriously, I write this not out of disdain for the Catholic church for I love all fellow Christians and members of the bride of Christ but as a warning against a specific doctrine which is itself un-biblical....
From the depths and lofty heights
He catches a quarry in his sights.
Now descends the veritable Pterodactyl
His clutch a greedy reflex tactile
His catchs belly then he bites
In truth hes less a beaked Pteradon
Than jewler to the Tiarad Don
But No matter to his peaked prey
On the morrow they would pay
He sat down at the table where upon
Engorged with pils-and-pretzle-bloatus
Out the Indulgences, Tetzel wrote us.
Engaged by Albrecht and Pope Leo
Were we shaken-down by this Trio
Of This Dominican Quetzelcoatus?
But did paying this Gigantoraptor
Make a supererogation allocation any apter?
As soon as the coin in coffer rings
The soul at once to Heaven springs.'
Or was this trio taken-down by their Captor?
The most famous of Martin Luthers 95 Theses
'Those who believe that they can be certain of their salvation because they have indulgence letters will be eternally damned, together with their teachers.' (32) 'It is vain to trust in salvation by indulgence letters, even though the indulgence commissary, or even the Pope, were to offer his soul as security.' (52)
Based in part on 1 Peter: 18-19
'You know that you were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot.